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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies . . . . . That Will Work!

: got this in a email and thought it was rather funny
> >>1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> >of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
> >
> >2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
> >getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
> >
> >3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
> >
> >4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
use a timer.
> >
> >5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> >
> >6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
> >
> >7. Have a bad toothache? Smash ! your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
> >
> >Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
> >You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> >If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
> >If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
> >
> >Remember:
> >Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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