SMALL - espritmodel.com SMALL - Telemetry SMALL - Radio
Reply
Thread Tools
Old Mar 15, 2005, 04:54 PM
Registered User
Don Sims's Avatar
Outside of Dyer, Tn. USA
Joined May 2000
7,135 Posts
30 lines that make you smile. Maybe..

GOOD FOR A LAUGH ---------------
>
> " 30 lines that make you smile"
>
> 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.....He
thought
> he was God and I didn't.
>
> 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>
> 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
>
> 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>
> 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>
> 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
>
> 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
>
> 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>
> 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
> 10..I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
>
> 11..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>
> 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine.
>
> 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
>
> 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>
> 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
>
> 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>
> 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
>
> 18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew
up.
>
> 19.. Procrastinate Now!
>
> 20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
>
> 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
> 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
>
> 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
>
> 24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
>
> 25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
>
> 26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand
> times the memory.
>
> 27.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for
> a pig.
>
> 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
>
> 29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
>
> 30.. I smile because I don't know what is going on.
Don Sims is offline Find More Posts by Don Sims
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Similar Threads
Category Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Things that make you go hmmm Akura2 Motorcycles 4 Sep 03, 2005 08:39 PM
Things that make you sad skwidd Micro Helis 39 Jul 29, 2005 12:37 PM
Something to make you smile! boomerace Humor 0 Apr 15, 2005 12:09 PM
Top Ten: Questions that Make You Go, "Huh?" AirWarriorBelgy Humor 1 Nov 26, 2002 04:18 PM