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Old Jan 27, 2002, 07:25 AM
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Facelift and boobs

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00
> and feels pretty good about the results.
>
> On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper.Before leaving,
she
> asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you
> think I am?".
>
> "About 32", the clerk replies.
>
> "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
>
> A little while later she goes into McDonalds and upon getting her order,
> asks
> the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29"
>
> The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about
her
>
> self.
>
> While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question.
>
> He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I
was
> young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires
you
>
> to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell
> exactly how old you are."
>
> They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of
> the woman and she finally says, "What the heck, go ahead".
>
> The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to
feel
>
> around.
>
> After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?"
>
> He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
>
> Stunned the woman says, "That is amazing. How did you know?".
>
> The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
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Old Jan 27, 2002, 07:41 AM
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