|Feb 05, 2013, 03:43 AM|
Rules of dog ownership
Rule no. 583:
If a dog can choose whether to vomit on tiled floor or carpeted floor, he will always choose the carpet.
Rule no. 584:
The size of the chunks in a dog's vomit are inversely proportional to the depth of the carpet pile, ensuring maximum coverage of all fibres, right down to the backing.
Rule no. 585:
Even after rules no 583 and 584 have been followed, you will still love that four-legged puke factory you call "a pet." Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...
|Feb 05, 2013, 10:50 AM|
|Feb 08, 2013, 01:17 PM|
|Feb 12, 2013, 10:44 AM|
|Feb 14, 2013, 05:49 PM|
A week or two ago one of my dogs ralphed in our bedroom...carpeted of course. Wife goes to clean it up. Goes under the sink to get carpet cleaner. Gets as far to read..'deep cleaner'. Turned out to be Muric Acid for the drain. Now we need new carpet. Thanks dogs!
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