What to tell the wife - Page 11

Tram · Nov 30, 2012, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JCMorgan

So, how do you guys keep the wife calm when packages are showing up on your doorstep just about every day?

A.) I've kept her in the loop since day 1.. No lies.
B.) I own a small RC business, so packages are normal..

bayou_city_boy · Nov 30, 2012, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tram

A.) I've kept her in the loop since day 1.. No lies.
B.) I own a small RC business, so packages are normal..

What he probably didn't say was that she gets his paycheck too!!! LOL

Tram · Dec 01, 2012, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bayou_city_boy

What he probably didn't say was that she gets his paycheck too!!! LOL

What's mine is hers and vice versa. She's welcome to my paycheck.

I can walk in the door with just about anything short of another woman and not have to hear about it.

Some of us are just lucky I guess.

desertdweller · Dec 01, 2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by scootrb4

I told my wife a young girl struck up a conversation today, told me she hated to eat alone. Asked me if I had had lunch? I started to think a man deserves to have a little distraction... that's when I saw the hobby store, so I ran inside and bought a plane... when I came out she was gone

LOL Love it!

StarHopper44 · Dec 01, 2012, 08:51 PM

Someone up^there 'waxed poetic' so in that vein....sharing something a friend sent me earlier today & this thread's the first thing I thought of:

Quote of the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby,
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive
a ton of s**t."

Face it guys -- whatever else might be said, you can't hardly argue with that!

carguy1994ca · Dec 01, 2012, 09:40 PM

What happens if you give her an RC plane ?

Forrest Gump 23 · Dec 01, 2012, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jcstalls

I wish you a long, happy and fruitful marriage. Although I would be shopping for a divorce lawyer if I had a similar attitude.

My fellow pilot their is a difference between attitude and Testicular Fortitude
MINES ARE THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS

carguy1994ca · Dec 01, 2012, 10:02 PM

Be carefull she doesn't kick you there

jcstalls · Dec 01, 2012, 10:27 PM

Mmm, I think watermelons are about 92% water, which are a combination of two gases.

Kcal · Dec 01, 2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Forrest Gump 23

My fellow pilot their is a difference between attitude and Testicular Fortitude
MINES ARE THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS

Ha ha ha, maybe some kind words, a nice dinner and flowers, and the little woman will help you out with that…

Forrest Gump 23 · Dec 02, 2012, 12:27 AM

LMFAO!!!:d

AB Bob · Dec 02, 2012, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kcal

Ha ha ha, maybe some kind words, a nice dinner and flowers, and the little woman will help you out with that…

I think he should call that comedian Gallager!!

goldsworthy · Dec 02, 2012, 07:49 AM

Just tell your wife each item only costs $10.00 even if it cost $1000.00 she will be told it cost only $10.00. My laptop costs $3000. but she thinks it cost $200.00, It is much easier to get forgiveness than permission. Separate bank accounts help with this charade!.

carguy1994ca · Dec 02, 2012, 10:15 AM

When its time to sell some Rc things, just be sure she's not there or doesn't hear you when you discuss the selling price

MCrites · Dec 02, 2012, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldsworthy

Just tell your wife each item only costs $10.00 even if it cost $1000.00 she will be told it cost only $10.00. My laptop costs $3000. but she thinks it cost $200.00, It is much easier to get forgiveness than permission. Separate bank accounts help with this charade!.

Tell her the laptop costs $3000... You're just getting it for $1500! Women love deals...

Dec 01, 2012, 09:40 PM	#156
carguy1994ca I tell her RC is cheap ! Quebec, Canada Joined Sep 2006 8,495 Posts Trader Rating: 0	What happens if you give her an RC plane ?
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Dec 01, 2012, 10:02 PM	#158
carguy1994ca I tell her RC is cheap ! Quebec, Canada Joined Sep 2006 8,495 Posts Trader Rating: 0	Be carefull she doesn't kick you there
	Latest blog entry: Mystery summit - Beach adventures

Dec 02, 2012, 10:15 AM	#164
carguy1994ca I tell her RC is cheap ! Quebec, Canada Joined Sep 2006 8,495 Posts Trader Rating: 0	When its time to sell some Rc things, just be sure she's not there or doesn't hear you when you discuss the selling price
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Dec 01, 2012, 08:51 PM	#155
StarHopper44 Earthbound Skyhound United States, NC, Richlands Joined Jun 2011 3,716 Posts Trader Rating: 33	Someone up^there 'waxed poetic' so in that vein....sharing something a friend sent me earlier today & this thread's the first thing I thought of: Quote of the day: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby, If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t." Face it guys -- whatever else might be said, you can't hardly argue with that!

Dec 01, 2012, 10:27 PM	#159
jcstalls Dragons, Windmills. All Same. United States, IN, Indianapolis Joined May 2002 3,320 Posts Trader Rating: 374	Mmm, I think watermelons are about 92% water, which are a combination of two gases.

Dec 02, 2012, 12:27 AM	#161
Forrest Gump 23 I like Runnnnnning Joined Aug 2012 190 Posts Trader Rating: 75	LMFAO!!!:d

Dec 02, 2012, 07:49 AM	#163
goldsworthy Registered User United States, AZ, Tucson Joined Mar 2012 3,049 Posts Trader Rating: 1	Just tell your wife each item only costs $10.00 even if it cost $1000.00 she will be told it cost only $10.00. My laptop costs $3000. but she thinks it cost $200.00, It is much easier to get forgiveness than permission. Separate bank accounts help with this charade!.