|Oct 26, 2001, 03:25 PM|
Office security-Special Bulletin
For those that haven't seen it and to lighten it up around here:
We've been notified by Building Security
that there have been 4 suspected terrorists
working at our office. Three of the four have
been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin,
and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find
no one fitting the description of the fourth
cell member, Bin Workin, in the office.
Police are confident that anyone who looks like
he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.