|Sep 20, 2003, 07:18 PM|
Top 10 Reasons Why Lawyers Should Replace Lab Rats
There is an endless supply.
Lab assistants don't get attached to them.
It's more fun to shave and stick needles in lawyers.
There are some things rats just won't do.
It's fun to dispose of them when you're through.
It's not "inhumane" treatment, when it comes to lawyers.
No one cares when a lawyer squeals.
We've seen what happens when they are allowed to breed freely.
Lawyers belong in cages.
Animal rights activist don't care if you torture them.
|Sep 21, 2003, 03:12 AM|
Q: What do you call it when a ship carrying 1000 lawyers sinks?
A: A tragedy...
Q: what do you call it when 900 are saved?
A: A disaster
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