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Old Jul 18, 2011, 12:59 PM
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Hammer owners should be background checked...

http://www.local10.com/news/28583575/detail.html
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:01 PM
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How about hammers equipped with safety interlock devices and a 10 day waiting period to buy a hammer?
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:06 PM
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Guns cause all murders. The parents must have owned a gun. The gun caused the kid to go mad and commit a double homicide. If the parents don't have a gun, one of the neighbors must have one with a big influence... Banning guns would have prevented 2 more murders!
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:19 PM
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"They said that he killed his parents with a hammer because they wouldn't let him throw a party," a partygoer said.
There's the problem right there. Ban parents.
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:21 PM
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There's the problem right there. Ban parents.
When parents are outlawed, only the outlaws will have parents.
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:32 PM
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Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:34 PM
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Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
then outlaw thumbs...
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:44 PM
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Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
We're British - not rednecks
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:45 PM
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Hammers are only dangerous when they have long handles. Heck, cut to the chase, pretty soon we'll be outlawing rocks.
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:49 PM
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Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
Do they even have a need for them?

I mean, they outlawed fox hunting, and other than that the only thing you would need a hammer for is to actually produce something...
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 01:51 PM
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We're British - not rednecks
And all your hammers are safely sequestered and only used by Hammer Guild members.
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 02:25 PM
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Ah well if you want to know, I am fully skilled in the art of hammer usage.
And in my roller cab I have a nice collection of hammers.
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 02:27 PM
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Ah well if you want to know, I am fully skilled in the art of hammer usage.
And in my roller cab I have a nice collection of hammers.
And chisels
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 02:54 PM
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We're British - not rednecks
A guy walks into a bar in Smiths Creek and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, You aint from around here, are ya?

The guy says, No, Im from Canada

The bartender says, What do you do in Canada ?

The guy says, Im a taxidermist.

The bartender says, A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?

No, says the Canadian A taxidermist doesnt drive a taxi. I mount animals.

The bartender grins and hollers, Its okay boys. Hes one of us.
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Old Jul 18, 2011, 03:10 PM
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Smith's Creek is right next to Asheville, you know.
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