This is something i heard on the radio, ive changed a bit , for the bikes.

I love my rc bike.. is a sand crabs arse water tight

Here is a good one from one of the new guys to the Lilydale track in Melbourne.*Is it Saturday or Sunday? Either way it doesn't matter I cant make it to ride, however I do hope to bring my sons down for a quick look so they can see why dad had so much fun last time!!

Matt

"before you sling S_it, make sure fan is turned off"

Found on an RC manufacturers forum.

''dirt bike rc just realy ant that cool .like if you want to use the dirt bike you got to be constontly driving or if you stop it falls down at least atvs can stand up on there own''

Cut and pasted so the spelling is theirs.

Could post more, I've seen loads similar to this esp. on ebay when they are giving reasons why they are selling their RC bikes.

Sorry, I shouldn't mock, but it does make me giggle!

By edi.winter, discussing brake setup and it's effect on stability:

A butterfly in brazil will make the bike crash.

mp-

Originally Posted by mp-

A butterfly in brazil will make the bike crash.

mp-

Does anybody know where this butterfly lives?

I have a huge spares bill for her to pay....

"I had been stocking up on other hobby stuff and was getting embarrassed by the VISA bill size."

by Pedro51

I could have won, but I started with a bad finish!

"Snoopy"

Found a "Snoopy" quote book by Charles Schulz in a local 2nd hand book store.

To continue on that theme
From Blackadder '' My life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd''
Story of my life really

"Because I'm the numb nuts at the back of the classroom, swimming in in a sea of perfection and knowing I don't belong there."

By jb.

I often feel this way. At least your in the class room and not getting high in the park.

''ExplodomundoSpecials'' by mini-Rob

Have not heard that phrase in years, cracked me up when I read it!

Because it has become what the vast majority of RC Bikes become, an expensive 'Shelf Queen'

By jb.

Just wondering if Stubby is feeling well?

It's been 10 days since he last his last "Quote of the Day"

Originally Posted by magnuts

Just wondering if Stubby is feeling well?

It's been 10 days since he last his last "Quote of the Day"

Well, everyday I read every new thread or post and nobody is saying anything quotable.

It is a sad state of affairs when there isn't any thing good to quote.

There just aren't enough people obsessing over RC-Motorcycles.

Oh Well, what are ya gonna do.

unfortunately for now the rc bike community is tiny compared to rc cars. but at least it's growing. this past year was huge. i remember just a year ago this forum would go for days without any posts.

by Torrance