Nov 06, 2011, 07:01 PM
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United States, AR, McDougal
Joined Aug 2005
2,600 Posts
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Two salesmen had to spend the night at an old mansion when their car broke down. The rich ole-lady that owned the place said she would have the auto fixed by her private mechanic by morning. She fed them a lavish meal cooked by her personal chef and had the maid take them to beautiful rooms for the night. The next morning they were back on the road again.
Several months later, back at the office, one of the salesmen gets a call. he walks down the hall into his buddies office and ask " Hey, remember when we brokedown last fall ?"
Buddy " Yea "
" Did you sneak out of the room in the middle of the night ?"
Buddy " Yea"
" Did you go to the Rich old ladies room ? "
Buddy " yea"
" Did you make love to her ? "
Buddy " Yea"
" Did you give her MY name ? "
Buddy " Yea"
" Well, she just died and left me everything."
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