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Old Dec 12, 2012, 09:49 AM
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acetech The only flapjack I will be making anytime soon will have lots of blueberry sauce on,Yum! If you are interested I have plans for a Lockheed- xfv experimental with vertical take off but you will need a contra-rotating motor!...Leme know?

clinth01 That's just my kind of joke!!!
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Old Dec 12, 2012, 04:13 PM
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Alright,
I'm waiting, send them plans along.

no seriously, I'd like them.


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acetech The only flapjack I will be making anytime soon will have lots of blueberry sauce on,Yum! If you are interested I have plans for a Lockheed- xfv experimental with vertical take off but you will need a contra-rotating motor!...Leme know?

clinth01 That's just my kind of joke!!!
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Old Dec 12, 2012, 06:36 PM
Howdie Doo Dat ?
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Have any of you read :

Anesthesia Free Suturing Techniques
by Dr. Al Schmidt, MD
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Old Dec 12, 2012, 07:10 PM
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^Is that for the zombies that r coming?^


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Alright,
I'm waiting, send them plans along.
no seriously, I'd like them.
Sent!
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Old Dec 13, 2012, 12:13 AM
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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Ryanair," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Ryanair?" exclaimed the hairdresser." That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it..."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Ryanairs' brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $7 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I bet you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me"

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said: "Who the f#%k did your hair?"
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Old Dec 13, 2012, 10:18 AM
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them sh@ in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird s#!t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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Old Dec 13, 2012, 11:56 PM
Try the Truth for a change
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A close friend of mine said his doctor gave him less than two weeks to live. But it turns out his doctor's a Mayan. He says that to everybody.
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Old Dec 14, 2012, 01:53 AM
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But the Mayans are extinct!
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Old Dec 14, 2012, 10:45 AM
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A man was told by his doctor he has six months to live.
He asked the doctor if he could do anything to extend that time.
The doctor thought a bit and said move into a trailer park with a young woman who has six unwed children.
The man asks, will that excersise my heart or something like that ?
The doctor says no you won't live any longer but at least it will be the longest six months you ever lived.
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Old Dec 14, 2012, 08:28 PM
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I like that one Chop.
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Old Dec 16, 2012, 07:22 PM
as the name says!
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Fine then just a joke my friend showed m on his blackberrry
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Old Dec 16, 2012, 08:02 PM
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Should he have said all of them?
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Old Dec 16, 2012, 09:29 PM
Don't look at me like that....
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AP 100, this is a family freindly site, please remove you "joke".......
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Old Dec 16, 2012, 10:41 PM
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AP 100, this is a family freindly site, please remove you "joke".......
Thank you.
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Old Dec 17, 2012, 12:02 AM
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The Christmas Season: Just a reminder for friends and family


At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great regularity, I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before; I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
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