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Old Oct 14, 2012, 05:46 PM
Don't look at me like that....
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A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
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Old Oct 14, 2012, 05:51 PM
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Awesome

How come Scottish men wear kilts?

So the sheep don’t hear their zippers.
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Old Oct 14, 2012, 06:42 PM
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A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
IRISH ROVERS - THE DRUNK SCOTTSMAN !! (2 min 27 sec)
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Old Oct 14, 2012, 08:45 PM
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Thanks 62pilot / Old Man.

I feel more complete having heard, with the read along, that classic in light of Phil G's post.
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Old Oct 14, 2012, 09:15 PM
I think I'm inverted. Maybe.
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Thanks 62pilot / Old Man.

I feel more complete having heard, with the read along, that classic in light of Phil G's post.
Couldn't've said it better.
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Old Oct 16, 2012, 02:02 AM
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sometin fishy

I couldnt go fishin with Stewart cuse he broke his Rod, so I went with Britney and we forgot our Spears.
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Old Oct 16, 2012, 06:37 AM
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Now that cowboys can marry each other do we have to watch them swap chaw in public ?


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Maybe they swap the “little fatty” back and forth, you know like ABC gum?
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Old Oct 16, 2012, 06:46 PM
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When a husband says he's going to fix something, he means it.

There's no need for his wife to remind him every 6 months or so.
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 02:12 AM
Taking care of the pond.
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A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short
skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances
at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'd like some raisin bread, please,"
the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the
very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with
an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male
customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb
up and down.
After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the
top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an old man and said "Is yours raisin too?"
He said no, but it's twitching a little.
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 04:01 AM
The original Flying Pigs Sqd.
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A rich farmer, in his 70's, marries a pretty young girl. His doctor is somewhat concerned, and gives him a full medical. When finished, and giving the farmer the all clear, the doctor asks how married life is. "Well doc, ah can't keep me 'ands of 'er..."
A month later, the doctor meets the farmer, and inquires about his marital life and gets the same "Well doc, ah can't keep me 'ands of 'er...".
This goes on for a year, each time with the same "ah can't keep me 'ands of 'er" answer.

Then one day in spring, the doctor sees the farmer again, and inquires about married life.
"Well doc, ah fired me 'ands, and got mysel' a combine 'arvister..."
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 08:33 AM
I think I'm inverted. Maybe.
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 11:32 AM
Taking care of the pond.
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 08:42 PM
Always comPLANEing
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I wasn't cozy with what was here
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 08:49 PM
ein flugel schplinterizer
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Oldie that I forgot. Excellent and thanks MT!
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Old Oct 17, 2012, 09:02 PM
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Gonna have to go cryptic here. You'll either get it or you won't. Age will help.

A lonely lady walks into an "Adult" store and looks around.

Clerk asks if she needs help.

"How much for the 6" model?"

"$25.00"

"I'll take it"

She notices a much larger version in a dark color.

"How much is that one?"

"That one is $50.00"

"Wrap that one too"

Just as she's leaving she see a really huge one, plaid, with a chrome top of all things.

"What's that one gonna cost me?"

"Ma'am, that one is really special. It's $200.00"

"Gotta have it, put it in the bag".

She leaves.

A few minute later the shop owner walks in.

"Well, Bill, sell anything while I was gone?"

"Did OK boss. Remember the white one on clearance? Pushed it out the door for $25".

"Great!"

"Even better, I sold the same customer the weekly special for $50!"

"Great job!"

"That ain't even the best part! I sold your coffee thermos for 2 bills"..........................
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