|Aug 15, 2014, 05:59 PM|
Lucky dog to have such a great turnout. Even after several years of promoting through TV and papers I couldn't get that response here.
Thanks for the post ....
|Aug 19, 2014, 03:18 PM|
Deaf Italian bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated
him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have
to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The
lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's
temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer
replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love Italian lawyers
|Aug 21, 2014, 04:38 PM|
Subject: Laziest gun in the world
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well, you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people! Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the World. But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington, DC, and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for murders. These 4 Cities also have the toughest gun control laws in the United States. ALL 4 are controlled by Democrats ... but it would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?
Now I'm off to check on my spoons.
I hear they're making people fat...
|Aug 21, 2014, 07:16 PM|
|Yesterday, 09:54 AM|
Joined Jun 2013
St James Plantation Model Yacht Club. Latest News
Gvank mentioned earlier that we have a bulk order of (now 45) boats arriving, literally today, and there will be lots of happy new boat owners who might get frustrated quite quickly, so...
We are organizing at least two 'Build, Tune and Sail' events starting inside at our Community Center and ending up at the Seaside Pond to actually sail upwind, and hopefully round that windward buoy!
In addition, to avoid having our regular group overwhelmed with port tackers intent on just their course, we are starting a 'New Skippers' series running in between our regular races on Tuesdays. We'll have to extend our sailing time, but that means we'll just hit the bar later.
The wind has been a nice 10-12 recently and we're going to be busy.