Jun 13, 2012, 11:50 AM
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The Netherlands, NB, Eindhoven
Joined Mar 2012
135 Posts
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Explaining microheli mechanics to women
Well. In about two hours my nation's honour is at stake in the european soccer tournament group match against Germany. Why is this relevant in the microheli thread, you ask?
As we all know trying to explain offside to a woman can be really really challenging. My theory is that if a woman understands the offside rule she just might understand the difference between FP and CP and that she will therefore be cool about heli's.
So while you're out on the prowl and about to make some sweet loving after watching your favorite soccer match you could say:"oh by the way, I own 7 micro radiocontrolled helicopters (speaking in a cool voice and arching one eyebrow up)" and end up taking a cold shower alone. Or. You could say "sweety, that Ronaldo was totally offside? Don't you think" if she answers "totally! He was already offside when the ball was passed..." you've got a winner!
Thoughts anyone?
BTW: this is my first thread...very exciting.
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