One day a young man saved his friend by removing and killing a large dog that had attacked his friend.
A reporter got wind of this story and interviewed the young man.
The young man told him what had happened and the reporter began to type on his laptop...
"Celtic's fan saves friend from viscous animal..."
The young man said "But I am not a Celtic's fan."
The reporter deletes the phrase and starts again with "Kerry supporter saves friend from savage animal attack..."
The young man said "But I am not a Kerry supporter."
The reporter asks well what do you like?
The young man tells the reporter "I like the Houston Rockets and I like George W. Bush!"
With that the reporter deletes the last phrase and types "Arrogant S.O.B. slays beloved family pet..."