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Old Dec 16, 2011, 02:50 AM
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Buddah jokes?

The Buddah fancies a snack and so approaches a street vendor and asks for a hot dog.

The vendor says "Sure - do you want onions, or mustard or ketchup?"
Buddah replies "Make me one with everything".

The vendor does so, and hands the hot dog to Buddah, who gives him a $10 bill. The vendor just pockets the money.

Buddah says "What about my change?"

"Ah" says the vendor "Change must come from within you..."
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Old Dec 16, 2011, 09:41 PM
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Says the Master to his pupil: "Do you understand that you don't really exist?"
Upon which the pupil replies: "Whom are you telling that?"
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