It would be better to see a pic of Obama and Patton.

Mitt Romney and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Romney and said, 'How about you sir?'

Romney replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Obama notices a slight look of disdain on the face on one of the White House Marine guards. He says, "I don't think you like me very much Marine, and suspect if I died that you would piss on my grave."
The Marine replied......." I wouldn't want to stand in a line that long SIR."

Originally Posted by bildo baggins

Churchill

We must have gotten the same email. I was literally about to hit the upload button when I saw yours.

Originally Posted by Mig Man

In light of the current Ca. gas prices...

That one is priceless

.. most of us remember Jon Corzine & the loss of billions..but not Uncle Joe.

VP Biden says he called Jon Corzine for advice (2 min 27 sec)

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governm...iminal-Charges

grrrr..

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n00b-E,

It figures that it would be the one that can Count,

^ ^
clever


....in anticipation of tonights' debate.