|Apr 12, 2013, 08:43 AM|
Live from Mayberry Today A.M. on PBS! Reporting live from the scene is our own Spongebob Square Pants!
" Jane, the aircraft world has been rocked with the release of photos showing foreign airplanes being snuck into the the US and being used for combat fighting for the enjoyment of a sick bunch of people.
Sources close to the action, (me finding photos of my bud's blunder yesterday) have reported that the photos show just how far these people have gone.
Even with yesterday's report of a pilot accused of killing his airplane so he could be with another, this story just shows how sick of a society we have in the airplane modeling world.
WARNING WILL ROBINSON!!! These photos are graphic, small animals and anyone over the age of 16 should not view them as the disturbing scenes are horrific!
They depict what these crazed individuals are doing to these poor innocent planes, stolen from foreign countries in the dark of the night to be forced to be used in combat.
As you can see, and we warn you again that these photos are quite graphic and disturbing, make sure you have your TiVo set to record.
What you can make out in the blurred shots is that once kidnapped and brought to our country by these sickos, the wings are surgically removed to prevent them flying away.
Then the poor innocent planes are strapped to racks to further their torture and amuse their captors. And also shown is that water boarding is the least of the terrible things these poor creatures are faced with.
In these never before seen shots you can see where this poor plane has been forced to tear up a puppy training pad to amuse it's owner. Look at the carnage! Not only has a poor innocent plane been striped of it's wings, strapped to a torture rack, and then forced to tear through another, but a live puppy training pad was sacrificed to do so.
Oh the Humanity!!! When will it end!!!
Back to you Jane."
"A sad day indeed Bob" "Hold on for a moment, I'm receiving word that a suspect has been arrested!"
"Yes, Yes!, It's just been relayed to me that a suspect has been apprehended!"
Police report that a suspicious character was seen leaving the area and was stopped by an alert Safety Officer*." (*Said bud's wife when she got home)
According to our own Deputy Fife, Sheriff Andy stopped the individual as he noticed the person had multiple strands of what appeared to be puppy training pad material in his hair"
"A good day for our wonderful Sheriff's office and another menace to society removed from the streets of Mayberry!"
"Now on to Cooking with Floyd and Goober"
|Apr 12, 2013, 09:08 AM|
"In a related story, with all the news lately on airplane abuse, other groups are being bombarded with death threat phone calls and emails. Even vandalism is occurring to places of business by wayward wannabees"
We've been asked to let folks know that the American Motorcycle Association, the American Medical Association, and a few other places using the same set of initials, AMA, as the one associated with these stories of airplane abuse, are not the same.
Please do not call or email or deface their properties as they have nothing to do with this and like you are aghast at what has been happening to these poor planes."
Also the real AMA, has released a statement condemning the actions of a couple of sick folks, who are not members of the AMA. "We've looked at our records, said a spokesperson. None of these twits are in our membership files" "It could be they snuck in under the Park Flyer program though"
The President and Congress, quick to act as normal, are forming a group, to form a group, to form another group to look into illegal importation of foreign planes to the US.
After that, they will follow the same procedures to form additional groups to look at the abuse of said planes. Actually they just want to see the photos and videos ."
"Said a Congressional aide, we will do what ever it takes, as long as there's money in it for us, oops I mean for our districts, to aid in the prevention of further atrocities like this."
That's all for now. Don't want to get in trouble for going off topic.
Now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast of the action thriller Aunt Bea and the Zombies!
|Apr 12, 2013, 10:03 AM|
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