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Old Sep 27, 2012, 09:05 PM
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I only smoke after sex, I try to keep it to a pack a day….
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Old Sep 27, 2012, 10:38 PM
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Sex ? I got tired of jacking my ass up and dropping it all the time.
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 12:18 PM
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Sex ? I got tired of jacking my ass up and dropping it all the time.
I can not make a single one of the snappy comments that just ran through my head.
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 02:23 PM
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two muffins were in an oven!

ONE muffin said to the other, "its getting hot in here!"

The other said, "Hey look its a talkin' muffin!" :
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 02:45 PM
EIEIEIO Classic is dway ta go!
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Nothing like a warm muffin.
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 03:23 PM
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Nothing like a warm muffin.
Can you say "Sticky BUNS"?
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 04:43 PM
EIEIEIO Classic is dway ta go!
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After the warm muffin !
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 07:08 PM
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Geez, I'm gettting hungry and !
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 07:53 PM
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 10:40 PM
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A friend of mine sent me the following message:

Last night on a plane back home from Dallas to Tyler, I was sitting with a friend I've known for many years, talking about church and a whole lot of political things.
Louie visits a lot of different churches in the area throughout the year and he told me of what happened in a local church on this past Easter that made me roll with laughter, to the point of tears.
The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.
He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice

"When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that little boy's voice won't be.
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 10:56 PM
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THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME STATISTICS IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS.

25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness!

That's scary as hell, it means 75% are running around with no medication at all.
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Old Sep 28, 2012, 10:58 PM
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Idiot Sightings...
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00.
I said "May I have large bills, please?"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor, I explained it to her....
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's-side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems
was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said
that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.. Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me
a dollar bill back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we can't do that kind of thing.'
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING
I live in a semi-rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman, KS


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
-- From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham, Ala.


IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS


IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company
due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING
How would you pronounce this child's name?: "Le-a"

Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City, MO.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha".
When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said,
"The dash don't be silent."

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce the dash.
If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us......and they VOTE
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Old Sep 29, 2012, 02:35 AM
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The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for 100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said,
'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at 2 each and made a profit of 898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his 2 back.'

Paddy now freelances between Barclays, Lloyds, HSBC, RBS and NatWest!!!
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Old Sep 29, 2012, 09:21 AM
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Its kind of funny, sad and, really scary all at the same time.
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Old Oct 01, 2012, 05:32 PM
I think I'm inverted. Maybe.
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What thing does a overpropped brushless motor and a barbecue have in common?


Put a ESC on either of those and you'll smoke it.
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