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Old Oct 11, 2013, 08:57 AM
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The Mechanic and the Cardiologist..

A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make £24,000 a year and you make £1.7 million when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered, "Try doing it while the engine is still running."
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Old Oct 11, 2013, 12:35 PM
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Old Oct 11, 2013, 02:11 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2013, 10:04 AM
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What is the difference between God and a cardiologist?

God doesn't think he is a cardiologist.
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Old Oct 13, 2013, 10:21 AM
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Saw this bumper sticker on a car this morning:

“I’m a Veterinarian – I drive like an animal”.


Then I thought to myself, jeez, there are a lot of gynaecologists on the road.
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Old Oct 13, 2013, 01:18 PM
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Saw this bumper sticker on a car this morning:

“I’m a Veterinarian – I drive like an animal”.


Then I thought to myself, jeez, there are a lot of gynaecologists on the road.
ROTFLMAO... absolutely perfect
+1


..same with proctologists
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Old Oct 13, 2013, 05:53 PM
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If "small things amuse small minds", it makes you wonder about nuclear physicists?
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