The Buddah fancies a snack and so approaches a street vendor and asks for a hot dog.
The vendor says "Sure - do you want onions, or mustard or ketchup?"
Buddah replies "Make me one with everything".
The vendor does so, and hands the hot dog to Buddah, who gives him a $10 bill. The vendor just pockets the money.
Buddah says "What about my change?"
"Ah" says the vendor "Change must come from within you..."
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