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Old Apr 19, 2013, 10:02 PM
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MAN RULES anyone agree?
post them on your fridge


AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN

FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)



WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE



THESE ARE OUR RULES!



PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!



1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.



1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.



1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.



1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:



SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!

STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!

OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!

JUST SAY IT!



1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.



1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.



1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.



1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.



1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.



1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.

IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.



1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.



1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...



1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..

PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.



1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.



1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..



1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.



1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.



1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.



1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.



1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!



1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...



PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...



PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!
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Old Apr 19, 2013, 10:13 PM
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man rules anyone agree?
Post them on your fridge


at last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

finally, the guys' side of the story. ( i must admit, it's pretty good.)



we always hear 'the rules' from the female side

now here are the rules from the male side

these are our rules!



Please note. These are all numbered #1 on purpose!



1. Men are not mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:



Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!



1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.



1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.



1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.



1. Christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we...



1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings..

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear..



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.



1.. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.



1. You have enough clothes.



1 .. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!



1.. Thank you for reading this. Yes, i know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping...



Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh...



Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because its true!




Finally a man with some real balls stood up,and spoke his mind your my kind of dude for real, cause most of these guys that read this won't show their spouse this because their to wimpy.Lastly if she put you on the couch its only for a night anyway cause she too will miss the comfort of two lying in the bed also. But I don't do the couch if my old lady get mad at me then she's welcome to sleep on the couch I paid for that bed therefore im going to lay in it period.
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Old Apr 19, 2013, 10:24 PM
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"...cause most of these guys that read this ..."

Good thing you said "most of". The rest of us know sure's hell where 99.9% of us are in that equation, right guys?

; )
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Old Apr 19, 2013, 10:32 PM
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"...cause most of these guys that read this ..."

Good thing you said "most of". The rest of us know sure's hell where 99.9% of us are in that equation, right guys?

; )
It's true just read all the threads of new plane hiding these guys do instead of just
walking in the door with it like a real man.
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Old Apr 19, 2013, 10:58 PM
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If I had set out to find a woman who understands this the first time, instead of the third, I wouldn't have wasted so many years. This one knows these things and harmony abounds!
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Old Apr 20, 2013, 12:14 AM
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I'm a hider, and a "it cost $50 dollars" kind of guy, and damn proud of it.
Josh
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Old Apr 20, 2013, 12:44 AM
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i'm a hider, and a "it cost $50 dollars" kind of guy, and damn proud of it. :d
josh
lmfao!!!
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Old Apr 20, 2013, 06:19 AM
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"IT's me,....or those airplanes !!"

I'm gonna miss her........





-Good stuff-
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Old Apr 20, 2013, 07:42 AM
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But where's the POLL?!?
Oh.......uhh..... Looks like Early's wife left with it.
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Old Apr 20, 2013, 07:43 AM
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"IT's me,....or those airplanes !!"

I'm gonna miss her........





-Good stuff-
+1 LOL

I spend more time with my airplanes tha I do her. My 5 year old loves the airplanes and the wife gets mad when he wants to be in my camper (workshop/airplane storage) than in the house with her. She can't stand that.

BTW I really liked #1 on the list.
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