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Old Apr 10, 2006, 01:07 PM
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Having a Bad Day?

Having a Bad Day??? Well, then, consider this.

In an Alabama's hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaskawas $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers a minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,

he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

WHAT?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better????
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 01:53 PM
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Funny but truth is always funniest.

I worked for a large aircraft over haul facility. In one case we had replaced the lower skins on a wing. Now to do this the wing was 'jig-jacked' to specific dimentions. Well we replaced the skins and could not get the airplane to fly straight. When remeasured the wing had a 3-inch sag built in that was twisted nose down. We had no idea how that happended but ended up writing special rigging instructions to get it to fly nearly straight.

A month later one of my co workers happened to head to the flightline cafeteria late one evening an sees a contractor, in the same hangar, removing the jacks out from under another in work aircraft. The contractor would jack up the inner most jack till the other 5 no longer touched the jackpads. He'd then pull each of the other jacks out and service them. When done, he'd jack up the serviced jacks till they touched the wings, then he'd let down the last jack and service that one too.

NOW we knew where the warp came from on the other plane!

Nothing in his contract told him not to touch the jacks that were in service.
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 02:25 AM
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Like the so called fitter at the aircraft maint company I work for, who when told to drill out a rivet drilled it out, he chain drilled all round the rivet and took it out whole!
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