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Old Dec 18, 2009, 05:25 PM
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Chuck Norris V Captain Kirk

Well it had to be done didn't it!
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Old Dec 18, 2009, 05:47 PM
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Kirk, Hands down. By the time UpChuckie got a foot in the air , Kirk would have already zapped him with a Phaser.
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Old Dec 18, 2009, 05:48 PM
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But wouldn't Spock have got Chuck with the death grip?
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Old Dec 19, 2009, 12:21 PM
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Chuck wins.
Chuck Norris is a bad %$$ in real life, not just an actor.
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Old Dec 19, 2009, 01:21 PM
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Chuck wins.
Chuck Norris is a bad %$$ in real life, not just an actor.
Well that puts that to rest.

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Old Dec 19, 2009, 02:14 PM
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Captain Kirk is real also. So.
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Old Dec 19, 2009, 02:21 PM
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chuck wins.
Chuck norris is a bad %$$ in real life, not just an actor.
+10
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Old Dec 19, 2009, 02:47 PM
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Captain Kirk is real also. So.
Captain Kirk is real?

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Old Dec 19, 2009, 04:51 PM
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Yep. He just works for a Law firm now that he's retired from the fleet.
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Old Dec 19, 2009, 05:19 PM
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Yep. He just works for a Law firm now that he's retired from the fleet.


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Old Dec 19, 2009, 07:25 PM
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But wouldn't Spock have got Chuck with the death grip?
There's no such thing as a Vulcan Death Grip
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Old Dec 19, 2009, 11:31 PM
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Kirk is smarter than Chuck
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Old Dec 21, 2009, 02:43 AM
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ok ok ok, let not get silly here,

After all we all know that chuck is a hard ar$$ to follow but then lets just point out one thing.

1. Chuck has never managed to go fast enough for time travel Kirk did.
2. Chuck kills the bad guys with a fist and a kick, Kirk just tells chekove to fire phazers and photons
3. chuck still needs to use tolet roll, even if it's barbed wire See chuck thread for picture proof, Kirk has no need for a low as the Enterprise seems to only have sonic showers and head
4. chuck looks mean and has a beared, Kirk looks fat and alway's gets the girl / alien bird

On this I would say that Chuck had his day and that Kirk has come from the year 2376 traveled back in time, had chuck's momma and that chuck is a result of that day.
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Old Dec 21, 2009, 10:55 AM
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Old Dec 21, 2009, 10:56 AM
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