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Feb 05, 2013, 03:43 AM
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Netanya, Israel
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Rules of dog ownership
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Rule no. 583: If a dog can choose whether to vomit on tiled floor or carpeted floor, he will always choose the carpet. Rule no. 584: The size of the chunks in a dog's vomit are inversely proportional to the depth of the carpet pile, ensuring maximum coverage of all fibres, right down to the backing. Rule no. 585: Even after rules no 583 and 584 have been followed, you will still love that four-legged puke factory you call "a pet." Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water... |
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Feb 05, 2013, 10:50 AM
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Austria [Europe, no Kangaroos ;-) ]
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Feb 08, 2013, 07:53 AM
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United States, IL, Peoria
Joined Jul 2012
185 Posts
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Nice and clean.
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Feb 08, 2013, 01:17 PM
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Euclid Ohio
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Feb 08, 2013, 10:15 PM
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Euclid Ohio
Joined May 2005
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Also, if you give a dog a bath, first thing they do is go out and roll in the dirt.
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Feb 12, 2013, 10:44 AM
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Bishopville S.C.
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Feb 12, 2013, 05:37 PM
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Canada, NB
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My dogs prefer to roll in "yesterday's meals"...
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Feb 13, 2013, 05:36 PM
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You never know whats on their breath!
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Feb 14, 2013, 05:49 PM
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Debary, Fl.
Joined Oct 2007
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A week or two ago one of my dogs ralphed in our bedroom...carpeted of course. Wife goes to clean it up. Goes under the sink to get carpet cleaner. Gets as far to read..'deep cleaner'. Turned out to be Muric Acid for the drain. Now we need new carpet. Thanks dogs!
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Feb 23, 2013, 04:00 AM
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Canada, AB, Jasper
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