Originally Posted by GILL RC

AND NOW FOR A LEFT TURN. One of the guys in my boat club sent this:

MORE POWER
http://videos2view.net/more-power.htm

Loks like something the NASCAR boys should check in to -- but they might have to pit every 3 laps...

Pete G.

I bought a Dale Earnhart GPS on eBay but it just keeps telling me to turn left. I swear it is starting to drive me up the walls.

Originally Posted by MILLERTIME

I bought a Dale Earnhart GPS on eBay but it just keeps telling me to turn left. I swear it is starting to drive me up the walls.

Ahh haaa haaa, sicko...

On a more positive note tax day has passed us and I am VERY thankful for that, sorry if your stuff didn’t get done on time but an extension is not the end of the world.

On a side note there could be so much less stress in the world and I know its asking way too much but a truly intelligently designed simplified tax code would be a good thing for the US on many many levels.

but does it twitter from the back stretch while the track is on fire? (this years Daytona 500)
Foo

Originally Posted by Kcal

Ahh haaa haaa, sicko...

On a more positive note tax day has passed us and I am VERY thankful for that, sorry if your stuff didn't get done on time but an extension is not the end of the world.

On a side note there could be so much less stress in the world and I know its asking way too much but a truly intelligently designed simplified tax code would be a good thing for the US on many many levels.

The Government up here has simplified the Tax form, 1.How Much did you make
2. Add 10% 3. Send it. The Lord giveth and the Government taketh away.
Regards,
Gerald.
PS Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss. Lazarus Long

Originally Posted by P_J_Glor

Loks like something the NASCAR boys should check in to -- but they might have to pit every 3 laps...

Pete G.

Good 'ol Red Green - carpe ductem. - Seize the duct tape!

carpe ductum
Now that is good.......

sometimes i laugh so hard the tears run down my leg ...

Originally Posted by 1parrothead

Good 'ol Red Green - carpe ductem. - Seize the duct tape!

“silence is golden, duct tape is silver”

‎To err is human. To arr is pirate.

What's not nailed down is mine.
If I can pry it loose, it's not nailed down.

USAF “If it moves pick up and put it away, if it doesn’t move paint it”

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

I let my dog Taylor out this morning and saw a rabbit and immediately gave chase, of course. The Rabbit turned and sought shelter in the nearby hedge, Taylor followed as far into the hedge as he could go (low bushes) with his bead buried inside and his rear end high in the air and tail wagging like mad. The Rabbit came out at a different spot in the hedge and casually walked up behind him and sat down staring at his backside calmly twitching his nose while Taylor was eagerly trying to get farther into the hedge
I was thinking that if this was a cartoon, the rabbit would have kicked him square between legs by now. LOL!
I wish I had my camera at the time!

If you can't be good, be good at it!