Oct 28, 2005, 04:51 PM
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Joined Jan 2003
4,856 Posts
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(to the tune of "Last Dance With Mary Jane - Tom Petty)
Well he’s one year short of the age of thirteen.
Spotted RC Groups and he chose a screen name.
He was quickly hooked and ideas started flowin’.
He said, "I should be sleeping, but I got to keep postin' - on.
Keep postin' on."
(Chorus)
Last words from Spencer J
One last post to waste the day
Familiar typos creepin' in and he’s banned from the site again.
Well he should know ‘cause he’s been told,
You irritate folks, they’ll cut you off cold.
Sloppy word skills, spamming at will,
Soon the whole site had read their fill.
Oh my, my, oh hell no – Spencer just made another poll.
Banned from the site, lost his logon,
Read ‘im while you can ‘cause he won’t last long.
(Repeat Chorus)
Last words from Spencer J
One last post to waste the day
Familiar typos creepin' in and he’s banned from the site again.
His planes are merely vaporware,
Yet he feels compelled to share
New accounts from school and home,
Regulars recognize his tone.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes, same g'damn IP address.
It was too late to add to the pile on his head,
So I read my last forum then wandered off to bed.
(Repeat Chorus)
Last words from Spencer J
One last post to waste the day
Familiar typos creepin' in and he’s banned from the site again.
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