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Old Jul 06, 2014, 05:24 AM
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Old Jul 07, 2014, 08:45 PM
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Thought for the day...do moths fly towards fireworks?
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Old Jul 07, 2014, 09:29 PM
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Sweet dreams.....but gone when they get there.

Here We Go Again
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Round and around and around again,
we're gonna buy that junk and throw it in the bin.
Throw it in the bin, throw it in the bin,
we're gonna buy that junk and throw it in again.
Round and around and around again,
were gonna buy that junk and throw it in the bin.
Gonnna buy some more again, buy some more again,
we're gonna buy that junk and throw it in the bin.
Throw it in the bin, throw it in the bin,
we're gonna buy that junk and throw it in again.
Round and around and around again,
were gonna buy that junk and throw it in the bin.
Goin to the store, goin to the store,
gonna buy that junk, gonna buy some more.
Round and around and around again
we're gonna buy that junk and throw it in the bin.

Here's a scare, here's a scare,
gonna buy some pants and underwear.
Gonna have to wear 'em on a business trip,
When I tie my shoes the seat's gonna rip.

Round and around and around again
we're gonna buy that junk and throw it in the bin.
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Old Jul 07, 2014, 10:30 PM
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Thought for the day...do moths fly towards fireworks?
For the fourth time, yes.
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Old Jul 08, 2014, 08:37 PM
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Thought for the day...do moths fly towards fireworks?
Only once.
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Old Jul 08, 2014, 08:39 PM
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His home is a man's castle......until the Queen comes home.
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Old Jul 09, 2014, 07:10 PM
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Thought for the day...do moths fly towards fireworks?
I don't know about candles but they will fly to a MIG gun. Doesn't work out that well for the moth, though it didn't seem to affect the weld.
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Old Jul 09, 2014, 07:35 PM
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I don't know about candles but they will fly to a MIG gun. Doesn't work out that well for the moth, though it didn't seem to affect the weld.
had to affect the weld that's a Foreign contaminate...though it might be minute but did affect it..
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Old Jul 09, 2014, 08:11 PM
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I thought I'd try cooking with wine.....but after the 4th glass I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.
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Old Jul 11, 2014, 01:50 AM
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What do you call a cow jumping a barbwire fence?
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An udder disaster.
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Old Jul 11, 2014, 06:32 AM
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Your last 'Big Night Out' explained........

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your house.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion:

The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter.

The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a big night out, 'How did I spend so much money?'

Unfortunately, Beer Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as skinned knees and a sore spot on the top of your head.

An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for.

This answers a third question after a big night out, 'What the hell happened?' With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's, and quite often lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.

Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

For the family man, Beer Scooters come equipped with 'flowers picked from other people's gardens' and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tiptoe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins.

The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.

Beer Scooters also come equipped with on-board heaters, which allows you to comfortably get home from the bar in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a T-shirt.
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Old Jul 11, 2014, 03:20 PM
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You're starting to hang around Chop, aren't you?
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Old Jul 12, 2014, 02:46 AM
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That would be a touch difficult from where I live. But, as they say, 'birds of a feather...'.

Having said that, you just have to know that someone who chooses to live in a place called Pleasant Valley (a very obvious euphamism) must be a little bit 'out there'
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Old Jul 12, 2014, 05:13 AM
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Very close clinth
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