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Old Feb 11, 2012, 10:59 AM
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The Italian Wedding.


I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me..
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me and she couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said. "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment..

Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'

And the moral of this story is:.......

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Feb 11, 2012, 01:51 PM
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good one!
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Old Mar 06, 2012, 08:15 PM
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Three guys walk into a bar, a bystander goes "Ouch that musta hurt"
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