You have my interest.
Since you think cheap is good ( and I totally agree) have you thought about trying to convert this one?
it is found many places for around 2 dollars. I have seen them for 1.50 at Dollar General stores and Dollar Tree ( one of those "everything is a dolllar" stores) for, yes you guessed it one dollar!
Here is a thread on converting these to R/C:
But how about a Boomer conversion?