If the truth be known....... I was using a soldering iron on the kitchen counter. Yeah, it was a disaster! I knocked a roll of paper towels over on the hot soldering iron and before I knew it I was running around with a torch of flame!
Into the kitchen sink where it was finallly put out. I opened all the windows and turned on the ceiling fans in every room... but it was too late. My wife came in to the tune of all of the smoke detectors going off...and just stared at me. "What have you done now?!" I get that question a lot.
As you can imagine, she was not thrilled. I am now banned from building anything in the kitchen. So, I took that to mean I didn't have to cook anymore. Wrong.