We believe you.
It wasn't you.
Had to be an identical Cub in the same air space at the same time. Happens every day.
If that had been me those Feds would come to my house, ransacked the place and done a full body cavity search before they even said Hello.
As for the Tundra Cub. Yeah, I asked him how long it took. He flew it like a sight seeing tour. I think he said he and his wife spent around 2 weeks doing short hops, visiting friends and seeing places for the first time. Plus I think he's about 28 YO so he's a lot more resialnt than us old farts. Heck, I had to chang the ELT battery and an oil pressure gauge in a Luscombe yesterday and I was "car wreck" sore this morning.
Yep, Jeff stepped in serious kaka by accident but he's coming out smelling like a Rose. Well, being Jeff, maybe not like a Rose but not like full on kaka either.
Tell them about your new abode Jeff.