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Old Jan 20, 2013, 07:21 PM
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> The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
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>Adam
and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day.
Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for
us to remember how much you love us.'
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>And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and whowill be a reflection of my
love for you, so that you will love me even when youcannot see me. Regardless of
how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept
you as you are and will love you as I do, inspite of yourselves.'
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>And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
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>And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
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>And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
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>And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I
cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
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>And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love foryou, his name will be a
reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
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>And Dog lived with Adam and Eve andwas a companion to them and
loved them.
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>And they were comforted.
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>And God was pleased.
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>And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
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>After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord,Adam and Eve have
become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe
they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved,
but perhaps too well.'
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>And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who
will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations,
so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
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>And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
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>And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they
were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
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Adam and Eve learned humility.And they were greatly improved.
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>And God was pleased..
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>And Dog was happy.
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>And the Cat . . .
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>threw up a hairball.
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