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Old Dec 31, 2012, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by jfinch View Post
Not only that but I can do partial differential equations, apply laplace transforms to transfer functions and derive Bernulli's equation from Navier-Stokes all while driving to an F3K contest
I had a chance to talk to JonF and he was telling me of an experience he had while calling the Psychiatric Hotline. He got a recording that said:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6

If you are paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. No one will answer.
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