Originally Posted by jfinch
Not only that but I can do partial differential equations, apply laplace transforms to transfer functions and derive Bernulli's equation from Navier-Stokes all while driving to an F3K contest
I had a chance to talk to JonF and he was telling me of an experience he had while calling the Psychiatric Hotline. He got a recording that said:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press. No one will answer.