Dec 06, 2012, 06:04 PM
USA, IN, Indianapolis
Joined Jan 2008
Blonde's Year in Review
What a year!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helllloooo!!! . . . bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other
swimmers cheated . . . they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??
October - Hate M&M's!! .... they're so hard to peel!!
November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911. Well, DUH!! ... like, there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!