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Old Dec 06, 2012, 06:04 PM
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Blonde's Year in Review

Blonde's Year in Review

What a year!!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helllloooo!!! . . . bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said
"2-4 years"!!

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!

June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other
swimmers cheated . . . they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??

October - Hate M&M's!! .... they're so hard to peel!!

November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911. Well, DUH!! ... like, there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!
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