So, bad news for me, we ain't gonna make an artificial grass field after all.
Well, unfortunately this is not America, "The land of the free" but rather Spain where you are suposed guilty of everything until proved otherwise, and where EVERYTHING has to be done under the watchful eye of bureaucrat politicians whose only prupose is to steal the poor to fill their pockets while the whole country comes appart. They usually make it by prohibiting stupid things and cashing the sanctions but when there is nothing to steal, they simply prohibit everything anyway so that they don't have to mess with "improductive" work.
You see, I'll have to keep labouring hard to keep my girls in the air
PS: Know this is pretty off-topic but had to scream it somewhere before I become a national terrorist and blow the whole country for the sake of the planet before exiling anywhere else. Beg your pardon and comprehension.