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Old Oct 14, 2012, 09:39 AM
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I have often wondered how those cowgirls can stand to kiss a cowboy wth a mouth of tobacco and hours or even days later. Makes me wanna throw up to just look at it. Maybe she wears a sheet of Saran wrap on her face.

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Originally Posted by Mig Man View Post
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde New Yorker),
Confided to her co-workers she had three goals
for her trip to the Lone Star State;

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo... And...

3. She wanted to do it with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you do it with a real cowboy?'


'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
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