Originally Posted by DKChris
An extreme sports jock is racing across the arctic ice on a snowmobile. Suddenly it starts spilling all the engine oil out onto the ice, and he stops and gets off to assess the damage. Soon it is clear to him that he'll get no further without repairs that he has no parts for. He looks around and to his luck he sees an igloo not to far away. He walks to it and crawls inside to find two hardened eskimo hunters sitting aside the petroleum burner cooking dinner. He looks at them and then asks "I've just blown a seal - can you help me?"..........the eskimos nearly died laughing.......
Thank you that was awesome, the sicker the joke the better.