Only because we have more trees left than you do LOL
Maybe our pyromania is equal to your football hooliganism, eh? - just outlets that would be better directed to building foamies.
(where did i put my matches - I hate it when I lose them)
If you want to take this nonsense one step further, you could consider our propensity for fully automatic assault weapons. (that is probably only in the states - not Canada) Whoops I better put a whole bunch of similes in here before someone gets the wrong idea
Better go to bed now - getting punchie.