Posted by Clancy |
Feb 01, 2014 @ 11:07 AM | 1,638 Views
Here's the first .
An insurance sales man is trying to sell insurance to a pig farmer. After an hour or so of this the farmer stands up from his chair and says, " I got to go out and feed the pigs now but you can come out and keep trying to sell me insurance if you like.
So they go outside and walk over to the pigsty where the farmer opens the gate and take out a pig and closes it after him. He then walks the pig to a nearby apple tree. He then hoist the pig up in his arms so the pig can eat apples from the tree. He eats his fill of apples from this branch and that and the farmer puts the pig down and walks him back to the sty and opens the gate and puts the pig in. He then grabs another pig and closes the gate. He them walks the pig over to the apple tree where he feeds the pig in the same way. After the pig has his fill of apples he walks the pig back and gets the next pig. After three or four pigs eat like this the insurance sales exclaims "Ya know it would be a lot faster if you get a bushel basket fill it with apples and feed the pigs all at once!
" I suppose so" said the farm "but whats time to a pig?
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