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Posted by angelfood | Sep 10, 2011 @ 09:30 AM | 2,068 Views
Poor ole Futz, the Porcine Princess was lost in a crash-it appears the root cause may be cheap parts used in the electrics.

Ole Futz won't take it lying down-he has put the whole army of alter egos on the alert!

Simulacra here, sumulacra there, poor ole Futz is in a logical klutz after the loss of the PORCINE PRINCESS-now he reasons effect before cause, though perhaps it's just a circus trick.

Meanwhile, the poor PORCINE PRINCESS feels betrayed.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 09, 2011 @ 07:32 AM | 2,431 Views
Well, the circus just blew into town and ole Farmer Futz has a decison to make: keep the day job or continue clowning around and join the circus!

Maybe Miss D. is right about that karma thing requiring mutuality.

Decisions, decisions....What will it be, Futz?

I reckon somebody will fly the PORCINE PRINCESS for ole Futz.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 08, 2011 @ 08:52 PM | 2,484 Views
Ole Farmer Futz and Miss D. got the Princess up, today!

When pigs fly!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 08, 2011 @ 09:24 AM | 2,712 Views
Ole Farmer Futz bought a B-25 arf from his fa-vo-rite Hongy Kongy seller and named it the "PORCINE PRINCESS."

He and Miss Daisy will maiden this one shortly!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 08, 2011 @ 07:32 AM | 2,533 Views
Farmer Futz and Miss Daisy just came back from the circus.

It seems Farmer Futz has an avocation and Miss Diasy didn't know about it, clowning around.

So, Farmer Futz may soon join the circus to bring home the bacon!

Miss Daisy has recently gotten into Eastern religions and discovered karma: she reckons it requires mutuality, but that's for another day.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 07, 2011 @ 09:55 AM | 2,146 Views
Well, Ole Farmer Futz is up to it, again!

Sausage or legislation?

Metaphysics, or just critics?

Ole Futz is like dog crap on your shoe: you can scrape and scrape but the stink remains.

Well, Farmer Futz has Miss D. loaded up, so off they go!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 07, 2011 @ 09:28 AM | 2,106 Views
A recent communication complains that the blog entries are too obtuse, etc.

Sorry, but rules is rules: absolutely NO metaphysics allowed!

Ah, the dulcet strains of a five string banjo....
Posted by angelfood | Sep 07, 2011 @ 07:37 AM | 2,097 Views
Squeal Like a Pig (0 min 20 sec)


Paddle faster if you hear banjo music!

To paraphrase Shakespeare, Farmer Futz, neither a squealor nor a squealee, be! (The Merchant of Venice)
Posted by angelfood | Sep 06, 2011 @ 11:30 AM | 2,376 Views
Next step, sausage?

Or, per Bismark, legislation?
Posted by angelfood | Sep 06, 2011 @ 10:20 AM | 2,462 Views
(Lennon/McCartney/Harrison/Starr)

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, coo coo ca choo

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
coo coo ca choocoo coo ca choo
Goo...Continue Reading
Posted by angelfood | Sep 06, 2011 @ 09:36 AM | 2,297 Views
Top, we hadly knew ye.

I ran into an Aussie at my local field on Labor Day-nice guy, and he had some very interesting comments which provided some real insight, viz http://twistededge.org/Funny_As_Hell...dget_Throwing/
Posted by angelfood | Sep 06, 2011 @ 08:48 AM | 2,215 Views
Farmer Futz sends Miss P. a bus ticket every month!

But, Farmer Futz has been a bit colicky, lately, so the ticket may not show.

Well, maybe the holidays will cheer up Farmer Futz and the ticket will be in the mail!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 05, 2011 @ 06:34 PM | 1,902 Views
Posted by angelfood | Sep 05, 2011 @ 12:13 PM | 1,949 Views
Just the place for these nasty creatures: chronosynclastic infundibulum.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 05, 2011 @ 09:13 AM | 2,011 Views
Boy, what to do with an egg sucking dog?

Maybe Miss P. can help.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 04, 2011 @ 07:47 AM | 2,268 Views
Ever see a Porker on a bus?

Miss P. loves riding one to Farmer Futz's place, and she sits right up front-not first class, but close!

Farmer Futz always serves Miss P. a big trough of pig chow, too!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 01, 2011 @ 01:41 PM | 2,038 Views
Don't worry, be happy!
Posted by angelfood | Aug 31, 2011 @ 07:38 AM | 2,637 Views
God bless, ya!

Just remember, the moon never shines on the same dog's behind twice.
Posted by angelfood | Aug 23, 2011 @ 09:43 PM | 2,426 Views
There is nothing so lugubrious as an aged clown who can no longer make the audience laugh, unless it's Miss Piggy!

Miss Piggy LOVES banjo music and Farmer Futz! (Squeal like a pig at tea!)

Her favorite web site: http://www.alfafarmers.org/commodities/pork.phtml

Her favorite song:
Johnny Cash - Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog (2 min 10 sec)


Her favorite video:...Continue Reading
Posted by angelfood | Aug 05, 2011 @ 10:06 AM | 2,700 Views
You have come here out of intellectual curiosity, only to discover there is nothing curious.

You are scaring my donkey!

A warning to the wise: NEVER PICK UP JOHNNY RINGO'S PIG!