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Posted by angelfood | Sep 21, 2011 @ 08:13 PM | 2,024 Views
Well, it seems Futz, Jr., is as confused as Futz, Sr.:

A Boy and His Shadow (1 min 40 sec)


Well, maybe he'll grow up and marry into contentment like his daddy!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 21, 2011 @ 10:06 AM | 2,327 Views
Ole Futz found some treasures at a local flea market and could not resist, though Miss Daisy was puzzled.

Futz' best find:

Donkey Kong (Arcade) Gameplay (4 min 15 sec)

Posted by angelfood | Sep 20, 2011 @ 02:13 PM | 2,097 Views
Ole Futz took this one to heart and knows contentment!

Jimmy Soul - If you wanna be happy (2 min 22 sec)

Posted by angelfood | Sep 20, 2011 @ 08:38 AM | 2,126 Views
Ole Futz thinks it may be time to thin the "herd:"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44553609...s-us_business/

Poor Miss D.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 19, 2011 @ 02:36 PM | 2,090 Views
Well, ole Futz has been futzing around with the gene pool.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Meanwhile, the PORCINE PRINCESS languishes in the hangar, waiting on underwriters final advices.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 18, 2011 @ 12:44 AM | 2,127 Views
Futz has begun the study of phrenology-amazingly, he can determine all just from feeling the bumps!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 17, 2011 @ 02:04 PM | 2,073 Views
What a great day for Farmer Futz-underwriters decided Miss Daisy is a competent pilot after all, and ground causation in cheap electrics!

Delta Queen Calliope Music (2 min 4 sec)


Ah, but wait, here come the suits!

What's that you say? Using cheap electrics means the result was either expected or intended? The loss wasn't fortuitous? Oh, my, what's a Futz to do?
Posted by angelfood | Sep 17, 2011 @ 09:39 AM | 2,067 Views
Talk about irony, it seems Miss Daisy has begun corresponding with Topspin, a fellow shot on the ground.

I hope they don't meet up at the O.K. Corral!

Let's hope the brass ring is enough to calm the raging soul.

Otherwise, it's, "Draw, Pig!"
Posted by angelfood | Sep 17, 2011 @ 09:32 AM | 1,770 Views
Well, ole Farmer Futz won't take it lying down-now he is determined to go after the underwriters so it appears it's not over.

Too bad, the PORCINE PRINCESS could have rested in peace.

Well, Futz had a lot of the pig farm's capital tied up, so he may as well go for broke.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 16, 2011 @ 09:44 AM | 2,492 Views
Some of you have written to ask of the PORCINE PRINCESS'S FATE, and it is not good.

When it rains, Farmer Futz, it pours.

The hull underwriters in the U.K. did declare the wreck a constructive total loss and prepared to cut Futz a check UNTIL the NTSB report stated that Miss Daisy was the PIC (usually "pilot in command," but, here, the "Pig in command"), an illegal act which also breached the pilot warranties in the policy.

So, the underwriters have abandoned the hull to Futz and told him the claim is rejected!

Will that be the end of Futz' hog farm?

Well, that's entirely up to Farmer Futz and his bankers at this point.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 16, 2011 @ 08:58 AM | 2,461 Views
Oh, my, I hope Miss Daisy wasn't around:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44539808...ife/?gt1=43001
Posted by angelfood | Sep 15, 2011 @ 09:32 AM | 2,035 Views
Seems the regulators have been on to me like a duck on a June bug in my capacity as a pig factor and interlocutor, but I'm doing the best I can for my customers! My license is in jeopardy I reckon, along with my livelihood.

Well, I suppose one must take the bad with the good, but vexatious complaints aid no one, not even the regulators.

Pig factoring is a tough industry, and I think the best policy is found in The Merchant of Vencie, "Neither a squealor, nor a squealee, be!"

For those of you who have not been entertained, entranced or amused by the chronicles of Farmer Futz, Miss Daisy and Wonder Warthog, all I can say is you have no sense of humor, a truly ironic situation.

Well, I can always find another job.

The sun never shines on Albion moonlight, or the same pig's butt, twice.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 14, 2011 @ 08:45 PM | 2,500 Views
Ah, Miss Daisy brings back an oldie:

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears of a Clown (Clip) (2 min 50 sec)

Posted by angelfood | Sep 14, 2011 @ 10:44 AM | 2,093 Views
How much does Miss Daisy weigh?

What are her dimensions?

It seems the market for pork bellies is going up fast and Farmer Futz may have a goldmine on his hands!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 14, 2011 @ 09:33 AM | 1,944 Views
Something to calm ole Futz' rage over Miss D.:

Hush baby Futz, don't dance an angry jig,
ole Angelfood's gonna buy you a pig

If that pig don't stay with the rest of the swine herd,
Ole Angelfood's gonna cold smoke that turd

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Pappa's gonna buy you a mockingbird

If that mockingbird don't sing
Pappa's gonna buy you a diamond ring

If that diamond ring turns brass
Pappa's gonna buy you a lookin' glass

If that lookin' glass gets broke
Pappa's gonna buy you billy goat

If that billy goat don't pull
Pappa's gonna buy you a cart and bull

If that cart and bull turns over
Pappa's gonna buy you a doggie named Rover

If that dog named Rover don't bark
Pappa's gonna buy you a horse and cart

If that horse and cart fall down
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town

Anon.

Of course, the music should be provided by a five string banjo!
Posted by angelfood | Sep 14, 2011 @ 07:33 AM | 1,778 Views
Poor ole Farmer Futz can no longer distinguish fact from fiction, or reality from fantasy.

It must be the result of his love for Miss Daisy and the fear of Wonder Warthog!

Well, ole Futz can't run a pig farm without pigs, so he best get cracking! (crackling?)
Posted by angelfood | Sep 13, 2011 @ 09:58 AM | 1,801 Views
Ole Farmer Futz is in the "hover" mode, just waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting rube!

Futz' scatalogical idee fixe is just too much!

But, that may account for his many ideations: poor ole Futz, too pooped to poop.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 12, 2011 @ 09:11 PM | 2,068 Views
Poor Miss Daisy's New Mexico vacation came to a bad end when she walked up on a fete.

3 Pig Roast Barbecue by the BBQ Pit Boys (8 min 50 sec)


Well, at least Miss Daisy got out fast!

The holidays are coming.
Posted by angelfood | Sep 12, 2011 @ 09:23 AM | 1,879 Views
What can Futz do?

It seems Miss Daisy has a new friend.

Not to worry, Farmer Futz: WW is overcome by a pie in the face! ("Eat pie, pig!")
Posted by angelfood | Sep 10, 2011 @ 10:43 AM | 1,889 Views
Miss Daisy takes a vacation.

Can Johnny Ringo be far away?

http://www.the7msnranch.com/2010/05/...her-claim.html

Well, it IS New Mexico, the land of enchantment!

See you at the O.K. Corral, Miss Daisy!