Posted by angelfood |
Sep 16, 2011 @ 09:44 AM | 2,804 Views
Some of you have written to ask of the PORCINE PRINCESS'S FATE, and it is not good.
When it rains, Farmer Futz, it pours.
The hull underwriters in the U.K. did declare the wreck a constructive total loss and prepared to cut Futz a check UNTIL the NTSB report stated that Miss Daisy was the PIC (usually "pilot in command," but, here, the "Pig in command"), an illegal act which also breached the pilot warranties in the policy.
So, the underwriters have abandoned the hull to Futz and told him the claim is rejected!
Will that be the end of Futz' hog farm?
Well, that's entirely up to Farmer Futz and his bankers at this point.
Cogito, ergo sum.
Australian clinical psychology and dwarf tossing, as well as taxonomy and epistemology