Doh!

DRAW, PIG!

How to Draw a Cartoon Pig (1 min 11 sec)

Ah, the left-handed welcome of a dear friend.

Are you gladius to see me?

How touching.

Well, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I'm very flattered, indeed!

Sad to say, I've never turned a wrench in my life.

True to say: I never will.

Wow, Ole Futz just came in from a road trip and look what he found:

http://thenoddingdonkey.com/

Seems Futz had a pal, there, and well, the rest is history.

Well, best way to go, I reckon or expectorate:

Slim Pickens / Major Kong riding the bomb (0 min 13 sec)

Well, I appreciate the fan mail, but it appears the chronicles of Futz and the simulacra will likely soon end.

What will the ying do when the yang is no longer there to play?

Well, as the monkey said when he caught his tail in the door, "It wont' be long, now!"

Seen and heard:

Crazy clown driving a strange car (0 min 38 sec)

Well, ole Futz ain't no A&P, but if he gets the CG issue resolved, she may fly again! Soooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, pig, pig, pig!

Oh, boy, Ole Futz just got a visit from PETA. Seems they take objection to things concerning Miss Daisy.

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?

The Shadow knows!

Well, it seems Futz, Jr., is as confused as Futz, Sr.:

A Boy and His Shadow (1 min 40 sec)

Well, maybe he'll grow up and marry into contentment like his daddy!

Ole Futz found some treasures at a local flea market and could not resist, though Miss Daisy was puzzled.

Futz' best find:

Donkey Kong (Arcade) Gameplay (4 min 15 sec)

Ole Futz took this one to heart and knows contentment!

Jimmy Soul - If you wanna be happy (2 min 22 sec)

Ole Futz thinks it may be time to thin the "herd:"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44553609...s-us_business/

Poor Miss D.

Well, ole Futz has been futzing around with the gene pool.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Meanwhile, the PORCINE PRINCESS languishes in the hangar, waiting on underwriters final advices.

Futz has begun the study of phrenology-amazingly, he can determine all just from feeling the bumps!

What a great day for Farmer Futz-underwriters decided Miss Daisy is a competent pilot after all, and ground causation in cheap electrics!

Delta Queen Calliope Music (2 min 4 sec)

Ah, but wait, here come the suits!

What's that you say? Using cheap electrics means the result was either expected or intended? The loss wasn't fortuitous? Oh, my, what's a Futz to do?

Talk about irony, it seems Miss Daisy has begun corresponding with Topspin, a fellow shot on the ground.

I hope they don't meet up at the O.K. Corral!

Let's hope the brass ring is enough to calm the raging soul.

Otherwise, it's, "Draw, Pig!"

Well, ole Farmer Futz won't take it lying down-now he is determined to go after the underwriters so it appears it's not over.

Too bad, the PORCINE PRINCESS could have rested in peace.

Well, Futz had a lot of the pig farm's capital tied up, so he may as well go for broke.

Some of you have written to ask of the PORCINE PRINCESS'S FATE, and it is not good.

When it rains, Farmer Futz, it pours.

The hull underwriters in the U.K. did declare the wreck a constructive total loss and prepared to cut Futz a check UNTIL the NTSB report stated that Miss Daisy was the PIC (usually "pilot in command," but, here, the "Pig in command"), an illegal act which also breached the pilot warranties in the policy.

So, the underwriters have abandoned the hull to Futz and told him the claim is rejected!

Will that be the end of Futz' hog farm?

Well, that's entirely up to Farmer Futz and his bankers at this point.