Ducks having a conversation (0 min 33 sec)

Rock, paper, scissors....

Well, it seems the trip to Dallas's Nodding Donkey is over!

Status quo ante: the squibs are biting!

Screaming Donkey (0 min 28 sec)

I JUST LOVE DALLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Man, it's just plain weird.

Well, ole Pogo did it again!

We have seen the enemy, and the enemy is us!

Thanks, Pogo.

Crepuscular bingo is empty!

It must not be squib season since nothing has risen from the ashes, the farm equipment is idle and the Nodding Donkey is closed.

Could the master have finally understood?

Impossible.

While awaiting judgment, I stand at the mouth of Plato's cave, watching the poor souls imputing absolute meaning to the flickering shadows of the unknowable. Q.V., Plato, The Republic.

Anyone who has read Plato will understand the allusion. Or, maybe it is an illusion per ole J.P. Sartre.

Ah, whether tis nobler in the mind to bear the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or, to paraphrase Antony, " I come here not to praise Angelfood, but to bury him!"

Ex post facto? Post hoc reasoning? Reductio ad absurdum?

Geez, it's just a blog.

Oh, the humanity of it all.

"Welcome to your blog!
Your blog is like a public journal. You can post messages and share photos and links. Other users will enjoy reading your blog if you update it often and keep the new content interesting." Q.V.: Journal of Albion Moonlight

A fortiori, if one has read a few books along the way, it all connects up, eh Haley?

Well, Top, I'm about to join ye: it seems that stale posts, made before my 5 day vacation, as with you, are being searched for and used to justify further "points." (What is it the song says, "Burned by a dude in Dallas....")

I reckon once that starts the end is near. Kiss of the spider woman and all that....

Socrates, I lift my glass to you with its bitter draught, though I've borne 10,000 insults from Fortunato, it appears this Amontillado is for me. It would seem that I, too, am charged with "corrupting the youth of Athens."

That's some Catch, that Catch 22.

I've "met" some great folks, here, and learned an amazing amount, but all things have their end. Actually, it's good timing: I'm preparing for a six week vacation to South America and the South Pole (well, parts of the continent), so an old bird like me should probably be made to fly!

Fly along now, old bird!

Whoa, too much fun at the Nodding Donkey:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44740450...ews/?gt1=43001

Follow the old rule of eight hours from the bottle to the throttle next time you leave the Donkey!

Never let your Donkey overload your arse! (Or, is it, "Never let your arse overload your Donkey?)

Donkey Lift (0 min 39 sec)

Seen and heard on the Futz farm:

Screaming Donkey (0 min 28 sec)

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Doh!

DRAW, PIG!

How to Draw a Cartoon Pig (1 min 11 sec)

Ah, the left-handed welcome of a dear friend.

Are you gladius to see me?

How touching.

Well, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I'm very flattered, indeed!

Sad to say, I've never turned a wrench in my life.

True to say: I never will.

Wow, Ole Futz just came in from a road trip and look what he found:

http://thenoddingdonkey.com/

Seems Futz had a pal, there, and well, the rest is history.

Well, best way to go, I reckon or expectorate:

Slim Pickens / Major Kong riding the bomb (0 min 13 sec)

Well, I appreciate the fan mail, but it appears the chronicles of Futz and the simulacra will likely soon end.

What will the ying do when the yang is no longer there to play?

Well, as the monkey said when he caught his tail in the door, "It wont' be long, now!"

Seen and heard:

Crazy clown driving a strange car (0 min 38 sec)

Well, ole Futz ain't no A&P, but if he gets the CG issue resolved, she may fly again! Soooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, pig, pig, pig!

Oh, boy, Ole Futz just got a visit from PETA. Seems they take objection to things concerning Miss Daisy.

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of man?

The Shadow knows!