Crash haiku

[capncrunch]

Flying in front yard
headed for fiance's car
better crash than crunch

-b

[infopimp]

hehe

[t00fatt]

Did it hurt the car?

[capncrunch]

no, i ditched the foamy in order to not hit my fiancee's car. I'm afraid I made the right decision:

somenzini' plane
cruddy small elevator
flew like dog doo doo

[Icoman]

thousand feet high
black cutie passes by
still nothing on the horizon

[soholingo]

hotliner in dive
elevator does not work
Laughter not from me

[jvander]

sailplane rises
thermals infinitely upward
greedy angels

[soholingo]

5
7
5

!!!!!

[tic]

Someone set us up the bomb

[109Mechanik]

Main screen turn on!

[Troy]

Five years I build it
Motors smoke and catch fire
Why does god hate me
:p

[tic]

It is you

[Troy]

you who?

[wattsup_kz]

Flying in the park
Son wants to fly the Wingo
Foam sure breaks cleanly

[tic]

Wife pretends to want to fly
Much yelling
much repairing
woe is me

[capncrunch]

dumb americans
not very good at haiku
its 5 7 5

[wattsup_kz]

maybe they don't know
to count all the syllables
in each of the words

[capncrunch]

counting syllables
elementary math skill
not rocket science

[wattsup_kz]

This thread is about
haiku perfectionism
and also crashed planes

[Troy]

To semi-quote South Park:
"What do you call a bunch of American airplane geeks who try to Haiku?"
"What?"
"Stoopid Americans!" ;)

Public schools are bad
Future generation Doomed
Oh humanity

[customcarmaker]

Where's my ailerons
Why is it going down fast
Stupid battery

[venom290]

Hey you guys watch this
I have done it many times
Oh my :censored: please no



venom

[Troy]

LOL, that was a good one

[jinithith2]

this is hilarious lol
that plane at the top of thread looks very repairable (braces for insults and yells)

[capncrunch]

was an easy fix
cursed myself for buying it
scratch built a new plane

[capncrunch]

attention readers
you should respond to this thread
only in haiku

[Troy]

I apologize
I should have made a Haiku
Never again sir

[customcarmaker]

We are very strange,
To come up with crash haiku's,
We need to crash less.

[ghoti]

Hand launch yesterday sweet flight.
Hand launch today bad crash quick.
How did rudder servo go backward?

[kfong]

Lazy day at work.
Dreaming of flying my plane.
Woke up in a crash. ;)

[an85yalie]

Who needs a trainer?
Full throttle straight into ground
Lonely walk of shame....

[an85yalie]

Beautiful new plane
Gleaming on the internet
Must... Resist... Purchase!

[an85yalie]

Trader rating high
Empty pockets laugh at me
What's the connection?

[Aceshigh84]

Big Engine Small Plane
Hits Escape Velocity
Running From Lawn Dart

[kfong]

Anxiously waiting.
Only to run home and fly.
Wrong plane selected!

[jon8889]

wanna learn to fly.
i can recomend a medication.

[capncrunch]

it amazes me
how many people don't know
what a haiku is.

[kfong]

Looking up at sky.
Plane is happily flying.
Sees big tree, no more :(

[Offtom]

Wind is not that bad
Toss nose first into the breeze
dived right to the weeds

[ghoti]

Plane has 200 failure modes
Master pilot can avoid them all,
Be patient. . . you will get there!

[Troy]

5-7-5 dude
It isn't that hard you know
I guess there's no hope :(

[ghoti]

Dyslexic pilot
Do it his way
make words 7-5-7
Then crash

[xmod heli alloy]

Makes a SPAD
Finds it bad
And crashes it into his dad

[wattsup_kz]

Haiku plagiarism, 5-7-5 this time:

he makes a cool SPAD
it ends up totally bad
the crash makes him glad
:)

[jinithith2]

buys a cheapy plane
stupid danged bang-bang controls
ram straight into ground

the above haiku is in tribute to my estes skyrangers jet.
the rudder overpowered the roll axis and since it had no elevetor, I just sat there and watched it go down like a meteor... stupid danged bang-bang controls...

[avianaut]

I don't have the time
to waste on broken models,
build another one!

[ghoti]

No time to build another model.
Fly an ARF more fun

[jinithith2]

5-7-5 sillables