The batman technology

[Bladers]

i need now is how to make technology yoy know about computer chips
i need a computer/electronic engineer to tell me what toolto use and is the code same as computer languaqe codes.

or a embedd programmer to help me
i will start by making a simple calculator

[HoverBovver]

My name is Fo-rest G-ump.

[sajeev]

i will start by making a simple calculator


Even better, u can buy one at walmart :rolleyes:

[Tophinater]

if your looking for information on computer science then check out www.pcmech.com. many articles and endless information and the people on the forum are very knowledgable

[alexcmag]

Bladers started several threads like this. He is probably just a kid, but need to learn to use google before asking for such complex things.

Bladers,

Prior to asking for help on electronics development, I suggest you to read the http://www.howstuffworks.com

There is a lot of information and links there, and the author has an excelent approach to explain complex things, so you will learn easily how electronic parts work, and then follow the links to more complex info.

http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/building-blocks-channel.htm

[Bladers]

ok and i already know how stuff works

[SaMx]

if you already know how stuff works, then why do you need to ask?

[SaMx]

I'm honestly beginning to doubt that bladers is a little kid, in that post in the off topic area he posted a link to a website, that it looks like he made. If he can make a website, I doubt he would be asking us how to make "batman technology" so he can fight the bad guys.
heres the post, it looks like the site is down now
http://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4624159&postcount=17
NM, here it is http://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4624335&postcount=12

[Bladers]

am not a little kid am 13 and am a web disigner and programer and a visual basic programmer i made some games too i can programe in dark basic too

[Bladers]

ya A BASIC Stamp right and a micro controller is all i need right ?
am a visual basic and .net programmer and web design so that it

[Bladers]

this is inside a solar powered calculator
i guess the solar powered chip is the chip in the center
http://www.freewebs.com/yvdgx/calculator.JPG

[Bladers]

This are the things am gonna make after i make a digital clock


Bat Technology :mad:
Bat Wave
Bat Gun
Bat pack with ice technology
Bat suit
Bat shoe

[HoverBovver]

This guy is hilarious. :D
He should have his own show.

[Bladers]

lol you ar funny this is reality

[Tophinater]

bladers since you have no background of how a computer actually works, just higher level languages. I would highly recommend you check out that www.howstuffworks.com website and to be able to count from 1-1000 in binary, hex, and octil. Also forget about PIC I would try programing in ABEL first. ABEL is a low level form of programming that will teach you the basics of how microprocessors work along with the basics of boolean logic. Also you can download the program and a compiler for Xilinx chips for free as well. Just be prepared to edit some system files because when you install it, it will probably knock out your USB ports. You cant start making calculaters and clocks until you know the principles of how processors work.

Also on a note of a 13 year old being able to design a website, it actually isnt really a big deal. Kids(including me) grow up with this kind of stuff now. I knew kids that were making websites with java when they were 12. Many software companies out there make websites and networking suprisingly easy now. And since VB .NET things have gotten even easier. I bet 99% of the people on this board could read a book and start making there own websites in a couple weeks.

Also bladers, in order to be successful in anything in this world, you have to learn how to spell and speak correctly.

[SaMx]

This guy is hilarious. :D
He should have his own show.
I think so too.
If he spells this way when he writes code, I bet his programs turn out great! :rolleyes:

[Bladers]

am a great programmer

[ZAGNUT]

This are the things am gonna make after i make a digital clock


Bat Technology :mad:
Bat Wave
Bat Gun
Bat pack with ice technology
Bat suit
Bat shoe

what about a BAT SCROTUM?? can't be a superhero without one of those....


dave

[SaMx]

woah, getting a little on the edge there! :eek:

[Bladers]

i know howstuffworks since 4 months i read almost all the electronic and computer articles section

[Bladers]

hey where can i buy that pic micro control you said about

[Bladers]

basic stamp is too cost $79

[Tophinater]

the basic stamp is a lot cheaper then what most pic stuff will run you. save your pennies.

[mrbaseballny]

the basic stamp is a lot cheaper then what most pic stuff will run you. save your pennies.

How do you figure?? I can buy a PIC for around $4 and a programmer for around $12. The cheapest basic stamp oem board I've seen from parallax is way above that cost.

[Electronick]

Originally Posted by Bladers
This are the things am gonna make after i make a digital clock


Bat Technology :mad:
Bat Wave
Bat Gun
Bat pack with ice technology
Bat suit
Bat shoe

I am sorry to tell you Bladers that I have already invented the Bat wave.
Here is a picture of me testing it on my friend.

[Bladers]

do you even know what bat wave lmao that not bat wave

[Bladers]

mrbaseballny where and what PIC did you buy and what programmer did you buy i have only $12

[Bladers]

bat wave is what batman use to locate his vehicles his car and bike and boat also to open the gate and cotrol his gadgets

[minifly]

why don't you prove how serious you are, and give the method you will use for determining, lets say, square roots on this calculator.
next try exponential, eg x^y.
then factorials.
trig would be useful for the trajectory of your bat gun, so you might as well put that on your calculator as well.



what? you haven't done those yet? oh well, guess you'll have to wait till after you graduate junior high.... :p

after that, it should be easy to program 3D simulations that return the best possible trajectory for your 'bat gun'. NOT.

PS vb is CARP (whoops, wrong spelling :rolleyes: ), get a real language like C, C++ or at least Java. The only thing IMO worse than windows OSs are windows office apps and (the very worst) vb.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: and they say kids today don't have enough ego. must be because this guy took it all.....

[AndyOne]

I am sorry to tell you Bladers that I have already invented the Bat wave.
Here is a picture of me testing it on my friend.


LOL, I nearly fell off my chair.

Andy.

[MX]

Hey, when I was that age, I was dreaming up various gadgets too. I was programming in BASIC on a TRS-80 when I was 12. I wanted to create a 3" wingspan robotic dragonfly with wireless onboard video. I've finally achieved that (slow stick with video downlink), just need to work on reducing the size a bit. :rolleyes:

Anyway, ideas like that are what inspired me toward what I do today. I still make little gadgets (ZLog (http://www.hexpertsystems.com/zlog), PRISM (http://www.hexpertsystems.com/prism), etc). They aren't quite so "out there", but I'm still dreaming them up.

MX

[HoverBovver]

Bladers...please explain Ice Technology.

[Bladers]

Bat pack with ice technology
ya
it like a none thread bat pack
if you know whats in your refrigerator you should know what gonna be in the bat pack.

[Bladers]

check out http://www.xerocreative.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2229 you see it there about the Bat technology

[HoverBovver]

if you know whats in your refrigerator you should know what gonna be in the bat pack.

beer???

[Bladers]

and also i want to know what is the best to programing batman designs mostly THe Bat wAve

PIC
ARM
MaxQ
MSP
AVR

[mike50]

Hey, when I was that age, I was dreaming up various gadgets too. I was programming in BASIC on a TRS-80 when I was 12.

...

MX
When I was that age, I got into "programming" with the DigiComp I computer that I got for Christmas. I wish I still had it.

It was a 3-bit (better than 2-bit) mechanical computer made of plastic, metal and rubber bands. It was really a programmable state machine with eight states.

Mike

[mrbaseballny]

and also i want to know what is the best to programing batman designs mostly THe Bat wAve

PIC
ARM
MaxQ
MSP
AVR

It usually is a matter of preference. I like to use PIC's and depending on the project either picbasic or C. But others will tell you that they like to use Atmel, etc. It all depends on what you learned on and what your preferred method is. I'll say this and I don't mean to discourage you in any way. " There is more than one way to skin a cat!"

Look around and see what YOU think is best for you, as far as price and your abilities:)

Good Luck, and make sure you are never afraid to ask questions. Most folks will go out of their way to help you out.

[Bladers]

am trying to buy a PIC-PG2C it a Serial Port Programmer - Socketed
at this website
http://www.sparkfun.com/shop/index.php?shop=1&cart=487234&cat=3&


it cost $15 dollars and i have $12 i have to cough up 3 dollars

[Tophinater]

lol did anyone read over this kids plan for world domination? :p this guy is like the next Stalin.

[Bladers]

Stalin?

[Pete P]

@Mike
AWESOME! I love it!! I do mechanical comutations in Legos, and I;ve been looking for more references other than intergration from old Battleship gun calculators. Thanks for the inspiration! Anybdy ever try the CARDiac? :-D

[Bladers]

CARDiac?

[Bladers]

all i need is a design that looks like a ipod for the bat wave
then i need to make a receiver
maybe fingerprint scanner

[alexcmag]

all i need is a design that looks like a ipod for the bat wave
then i need to make a receiver
maybe fingerprint scanner

Ok, I tried to help before, but I quit...

All you need is to read more and to be less presumptuous.

People who loves airplanes start with a paper plane before building a full scale.

People who loves programming start with a "Hello World" program before making an AI system.

People who loves electronics start with a blinking led...

Why can't you start from beginning???

[Bladers]

lol am advance technology when i started programming visual basic i never used hello world i start by creating a game i made hundreds of games and finally my final project a GPS receiver

i read in electronic it blinking led me is the Bat wave

[MX]

I think we need the Bat antigravity belt and Bat force fields. Then we won't need all that other stuff.

[sajeev]

I think the Bat Wave technology is already there :

here's a guy Waving two Bats :rolleyes:

[alexcmag]

lol am advance technology when i started programming visual basic i never used hello world i start by creating a game i made hundreds of games and finally my final project a GPS receiver

Ok, if you like advanced projects for beginning, I am pretty sure you can learn by yourself instead of writing orders here like "I want a engineer to send me a circuit...".

Try this link: http://www.bobblick.com/techref/projects/lcdterm/lcdterm.html

There is an example of how to read keys and to write to LCD. Make it and let us quiet, ok?

In this meaning time, try to learn to write in english. I am brazilian, we don't speek english here, but even my small kids can spell in english better then you

I am sure the users of you hundreds of games and web sites will be much happier with correct spell.

By the way, since you understand only VB and things like that and never pay attention to other things in school, we spoke portuguese here(NOT spanish), and "Buenos Aires" is in Argentina, (NOT in Brazil)...

[alexcmag]

Since he tried something like, I will try too...

I want a banker to send me 2 million dollars...

Will that work???

[HoverBovver]

Consider it done. 2 Million dollars is on its way.
See...you just need to ask.

[sajeev]

hehehehahhahaha. U guys are really funny !!!

i guess the real problem here was the first post was not polite but kinda demanding. If it was more polite the i am sure a lot of people would have replied and offered more help.

perhaps Bladers should go back and edit his post and make it a bit more polite.

[alexcmag]

hehehehahhahaha. U guys are really funny !!!

i guess the real problem here was the first post was not polite but kinda demanding. If it was more polite the i am sure a lot of people would have replied and offered more help.

perhaps Bladers should go back and edit his post and make it a bit more polite.

You're right. If he started with something like "Hi, I want to learn to build embedded devices and need advice with a simple keyboard, please help me", I am sure that would be dozens of posts with a lot of info...

Nobody here is paid to write on a thread so the "I want an engineer to send me..." is a really bad way to ask...

I work for a big company and have a very angry boss, but she asks "Please, do this for me ..." when assigns me to a new task. If my boss can do that there is no excuse to write orders to strange people.

Other reason is all major high level programming language like VB, Delphi, SQL (not a programming language, but used on most softwares) and so on are english-based and needs correct spelling and sintax to work.

I never studied english language, but when started to write computer programs (I was 10-year old) all syntax, help files, books and manuals are in english, so I learned by myself to read and write in english. Of course it is not perfect, but is enough to understand and to be understood.

If a person can write phrases like "select username from usertable where user_id is null" or "if object is TQuery then..." there is no good reason to write something meanless like this:

lol am advance technology when i started programming visual basic i never used hello world i start by creating a game i made hundreds of games and finally my final project a GPS receiver

[minifly]

so you've designed and built a gps rx, yet don't know who stalin is or how to speak 'engrish' ?

:rolleyes:

[Pete P]

He seems to be fluent in "3NGL15H" or "Aimspeak" well enough, pity kids his age nowadays....

[lowdive]

this isn't serious, right? this thread is here to mess with the simple-minded folk like me... i know it is... (still laughing)

the greatest thing any programmer knows is: don't reinvent the wheel.

there's things out there that will already do what you intend to make with your *sigh* vb code. it's called GPS. they already have them in phones and cars equipped with OnStar.

keep up the ideas... those are always good. you have to be smarter in your solutions. that's key.

[alexcmag]

Consider it done. 2 Million dollars is on its way.
See...you just need to ask.

It seens that the postman stole the 2 million dollars, can you send again, please? :)

[flunki]

. . . think bladers real name is A.L.I.C.E, ELIZA or . . .

[SaMx]

OMG, he's going to make an ice gun to rule the world just like mr.freeze :D. But bladers, i thought you were only going to use your technology to fight the bad guys :eek:

check the link in his post about the ice technology to see what I'm talking about.

[SaMx]

BTW bladers, your ice-gun idea is flawed. Refrigerators use compressed freon to cool things. The freon is compressed (thats the motor you hear), then it decompresses in the pipes that run inside the 'frige, and they get cold. Then the freon is recompressed, and it runs back through the 'frige. It's a cycle. It doesn't use the Peltier effect. There are some portable minifriges that use the peltier effect, but they only cool things a little bit, and are much less efficient then a traditional refrigeration unit. If you want an ice gun, just get a tank of liquid hydrogen, and spray it out. However, don't expect to rule the world, I doubt an ice gun will do very much to protect you from a regular gun. ;)

[Karl B²]

beer???
can't

stop

laughing

:D

[batman]

Whoa, got a little worried when I read the title of this thread. Had to open up the shirt and have good look and poke around some. :rolleyes:

[Maineiac63]

LOL, I can't believe I got all the way thru this thread - "when I was his age" ! When I was his age they didn't have computers - TV - , wait we did have a model "T" and telephones were the rage - the wall phones with multiple party lines. Electric lines were something kinda new so we didn't have to burn the kerosine lamps in the house but in those days Maine was 40 years behind the rest of the country. WOW, what a 13 year old knows these days ! I remember WW 2 and am glad I was his age when it happened. Oh to be 13 again - how's come he knows so much more than I ???

[ALtitudeap]

Batman?!
So glad to see you come to save the masses. to think that someone would want to rule the world. :) Thanks for coming to our aid.!

[sajeev]

check out http://www.xerocreative.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2229 you see it there about the Bat technology

:p :D :rolleyes: :) when i read the above post I thought that they actually had a web site on how to make the stuff Bladers is talking about. Then I clicked on the link. I was laughing so loud at work that a lot of my colleagues came over to see what it was all about.

So since this thread is nothing about DIY but fantasy, and its been entertaining all of us for 5 pages :eek: !!!!!
, and we have all been having a good laugh, i think , perhaps this thread should be moved to the Humor forum :rolleyes: ??

[TMorita]

In my taxonomy of knowledge, there's three distinct classes of people:

1. People that know they know
2. People that know they don't know
3. People that don't know they don't know

The main distinguishing characteristic of #3 is they start with a completely incorrect assumption, and all subsequent questions are based on this incorrect assumption which makes the questions unanswerable and meaningless.

In order to transition from #3 to #2, it is first necessary to realize that one doesn't know in order to make the transition to #1.

Toshi

[Bladers]

am, laughing

[Bladers]

for those who says i dont speak english, i speak 5 languages.
it just that i type too fast, and this arnt no fantasy it is real ok.




REAL

[Lynxman]

Here's a book that should be helpful. "The Batman Handbook" http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/7ac5/

It's a REAL book!

[tommyeflight89]

Bonjour?
Tu amour batman..
I tried guys, took french in school! Why do you like Batman?

[minifly]

what 5?
and where u locate?

(just trying to copy his style of writing ;) )

[Bladers]

lol

[alexcmag]

for those who says i dont speak english, i speak 5 languages.
it just that i type too fast, and this arnt no fantasy it is real ok.

REAL

Just realized... You're actually the "Dash", and for some reason wants to pretend to be Batman...

Be a good boy or I will call you mom, the Elastigirl...

http://movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/cartoon/incredibles/dash.jpg

[Bladers]

the bat wave will look like this O_o

[Bladers]

this was my yugioh site
http://www.freewebs.com/yvdgx/

[Bladers]

the bat wave will look like this O_o

http://www.freewebs.com/yvdgx/The%20Bat%20Wave.jpg


And I am the Batman And This is My signal
http://www.freewebs.com/yvdgx/1547.jpg

[Bladers]

alexcmag in that website you told me to go to. it said a PIC16F84 microcontroller chip is need.

ya i will buy that.

but i need to buy that small PC board terminal he is using.
where can i get it?

[Bladers]

by them saying the pc board, they meant a PIC proggrammer which supports PIC16F84.

cause i wanna buy PIC-PG2C that supports PIC16F84
Which means i have to By a PIC16F84 cause it not included in it.

[alexcmag]

this was my yugioh site
http://www.freewebs.com/yvdgx/

Was or is???

[alexcmag]

by them saying the pc board, they meant a PIC proggrammer which supports PIC16F84.

cause i wanna buy PIC-PG2C that supports PIC16F84
Which means i have to By a PIC16F84 cause it not included in it.

PIC16F84 is a little hard to find, you can use 16F628 and disable the analog inputs.

If you live in USA it is easy to buy a PicStart programmer from www.microchip.com. It is possible to make your own programmer interface too, but if anything go wrong will be harder to know if the problem is the circuit, the program or the programmer...

[kfong]

Bladers try this, funny thread, glad you can take the abuse. Most of the stuff I learned was self taught.

http://www.embeddedtronics.com/picmee.html

It's an pic board with a programmer on it, you can also separate it and have a programmer board and pic board separately. It makes development easy since you just plug the board in back of your parallel port to program, then plug it onto a proto board that you can wire more stuff to. You can use any of the 16fXXX series on it. Just follow it up with wireless technology and you can have all your devices on radio waves "Bat waves" ;)

Kin

http://www.embeddedtronics.com/

[FRAMEDNLVS]

gone fishing

[Bladers]

thx alexcmag

[jfint]

websites from templates with only one page make me laugh. oh, and l33t 5p3ak dos not count as a foriegn language.

[Karl B²]

Here's a book that should be helpful. "The Batman Handbook" http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/7ac5/

It's a REAL book!
Chapter 7: How to remove the mask. :D

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/21122be.jpg

[SaMx]

websites from templates with only one page make me laugh. oh, and l33t 5p3ak dos not count as a foriegn language.
you took the words out of my mouth ;)

[SaMx]

Chapter 7: How to remove the mask. :D

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/action/large/21122be.jpg
Think geek is such a cool site. I guess I'm a geek :D .

Bladers, what languages do you speak? I speak spanish (poorly) and Latin (so-so). I conpensate by having an impeccable command of the english language. To be completely aboveboard, you may be somewhat of a charlatan, but I sense that you are forthright in your ardor to become congruous to your paladin, Batman.

[HoverBovver]

Bladers...you do realise that it cost Blackberry millions of dollars to develop their products don't you.
I already sent alexcmag 2million dollars but he says it got lost in the post :rolleyes: so I can't help you with development costs I'm afraid...although clearly Ice Technology is a worthwhile investment opportunity for someone. Have you approached the US army with your ideas. Theres a little kerfuffle in some place hot over in the East somewhere where Bat Ice Technology might come in very useful.

[cubanflyer]

Don't know about all this Bat reference, I think it should Cuckoo, because he is living in cloud cuckoo land :p

[Bladers]

all i need is 10 dollars your can give me 2 dollars each.
the programmer cost 24 dollars after shipping cost of 7 dollars.
send through money order

city: Detroit
State: Michigan
Country: Usa

or CASH

[HoverBovver]

I've sent my two dollars to a local mental health charity. ;)

[Bladers]

grr

[SaMx]

hey bladers, I know most of us are pretty trustworthy, but general internet safety is to not give out you real adress, especially if you're a kid. Most people are nice, but there are some creeps and wierdos out there.

[alexcmag]

Really, I recommend you to edit the post removing the address...

By the way... Do your parents still have that silver station wagon parked on front of your home?

[Bladers]

lol

[sajeev]

Bladers, after 7 pages I gotta admit. I dunno about your programmin skills, or if u can really speak 5 languages or if you are typing this from a shared PC in some mental health facility.

But I have to say that you have quite a good will power and an open mind. U have been taking abuse for 7 pages now and you are still going. U have the ablity to laugh at the bad remarks at you, and to take note of the good information here.

Now that is something that needs to be admired. you have good attitude , but You have poor manners and it is this that has generated 7 pages of almost nothing for you.

lol, to top it all you have now started asking for money !!!

anyways, good luck on your quest. :rolleyes:

[vintage1]

I think bladers is really tic...

[Bladers]

am not all asking for money it donation

[sajeev]

I think bladers is really tic...


tic ??? meaning ?

[vintage1]

http://www.rcgroups.com/forums/member.php?u=2128