Had an accident with my helicopter!

[Rick Stoll]

While starting I was too near and the rotors cut off my genitals and
tore them to shreds.This was painful and now I´m Mr. Eunuch.

Remote controlled helicopters are dangerous for men, so I recommend to
wear genital-protecting steel panties or keep away from helicopters OR
the same could happen to you.

Mr. (Ms.?) Rick Stoll

[Average Heli Person]

> While starting I was too near and the rotors cut off my genitals and
> tore them to shreds.This was painful and now I´m Mr. Eunuch.
>
> Remote controlled helicopters are dangerous for men, so I recommend to
> wear genital-protecting steel panties or keep away from helicopters OR
> the same could happen to you.
>
> Mr. (Ms.?) Rick Stoll

They're also dangerous for wimmin. Whilst performing a backwards knife-edge
circle in my livingroom with my Raptor 50, I inadvertently cut my wife's
tits off. She was so "hacked off", she set about my tackle with a hand-held
blender. Yowch! Never again! From now on, I'm booting the missus outside
when I fancy a spot o' flying.

J

[david]

Thats nothing. My heli rolled over, killed me and the thre kids twenty
minute before I was born! I had to get up to the field early, drink all the
glow fuel and eat broken props for days or me dad would crash his own
helicopters into my face just for laffs.

But you try telling that to the young 'uns of today and they won't beleive
you.
D
"Average Heli Person" <notellin@ya.com> wrote in message
news:klokc.843$f42.9587811@news-text.cableinet.net...
> > While starting I was too near and the rotors cut off my genitals and
> > tore them to shreds.This was painful and now I´m Mr. Eunuch.
> >
> > Remote controlled helicopters are dangerous for men, so I recommend to
> > wear genital-protecting steel panties or keep away from helicopters OR
> > the same could happen to you.
> >
> > Mr. (Ms.?) Rick Stoll
>
> They're also dangerous for wimmin. Whilst performing a backwards
knife-edge
> circle in my livingroom with my Raptor 50, I inadvertently cut my wife's
> tits off. She was so "hacked off", she set about my tackle with a
hand-held
> blender. Yowch! Never again! From now on, I'm booting the missus outside
> when I fancy a spot o' flying.
>
> J
>
>