Go on, smile!

[david]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

[Robert]

Old joke!
"david" <david_perry@btconnect.com> wrote in message
news:buri0o$dcq$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
> around with a fly swatter.
>
> "What are you doing?" She asked.
>
> "Hunting Flies" He responded.
>
> Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
>
> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
>
> Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
>
> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
>
>

[Beav]

"Robert" <Rob@comdev.au> wrote in message
news:WGcQb.6712$rW5.650957@news20.bellglobal.com.. .
> Old joke!

Old if you've heard it before. New to me though, and not bad either.


--
Beav


Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com"
(with the obvious changes)

Beavisland now lives at
www.beavisoriginal.co.uk

[Robert]

seen it before several times in many news groups.
Got to admit it is cute though!
"Beav" <beavis.original@ntloxoworld.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Robert" <Rob@comdev.au> wrote in message
> news:WGcQb.6712$rW5.650957@news20.bellglobal.com.. .
> > Old joke!
>
> Old if you've heard it before. New to me though, and not bad either.
>
>
> --
> Beav
>
>
> Please note my E-mail address is "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com"
> (with the obvious changes)
>
> Beavisland now lives at
> www.beavisoriginal.co.uk
>
>